SUMMARY: Based on a B99 cold open, Jay buys an inflatable Christmas Tree. What could go wrong?

Hands on hips, Jay glanced around the room, "Thank you for joining me for what promises to be the dopest tree lighting in the history of tree lighting."

"I don't understand, where's the tree?" Wu asked, unimpressed, arms folded. Lloyd's eyes lit up, "It was inside of us all along! Brilliant idea, Jay!"

"No Lloyd, not everything was inside of us all along." Bending down, the ninja clad in blue lifted a big blue sheet, revealing a crumpled up mess of green, "The tree is right here." 

Nya jumped up from her seat, "Cool. Can we go now?" Jay raised an eyebrow, "Obviously not. Behold...the greatest inflatable tree that Dareth's Department store has to offer! And now, in the immortal words of Saint Nick...turn on the compressor."

Using his foot, he flicked the switch, as the machine came to life, along with a loud whirring noise.

"You hear that? It's the sound of Christmas!"

Lloyd nodded with gritted teeth, "It's deafening!"

Cole leaned back in his chair, "It's getting really big, what size tree did you get?" Jay grunted as he pushed down the still-growing tree so the others could see his face,

"It's a jumbo!" 

Zane picked up the box.

"It says it's ten meters tall! That's..."

"Roughly 32.81 feet." Wu calculated, "Someone unplug it now!" 

Kai held up what was left of the multi-charing port, "We can't! It swallowed its own plug!"

"Everybody run!"

With panicked yelps, the seven hightailed it out of the room, just in time for Jay to slam the door shut, as the tree filled up the entire room, "Okay, the tree has been contained."

Nya's face twisted into a look of horror, "Wait! We left a man behind!"

As if on cue, Zane was pushed into the window, his face smushed up against the glass, the tree still growing, "HELP!"

Jay ruffled his hair, "Well, Zane's trapped in the living room forever. The only thing we can do now is move on with our lives, it's what Zane would've wanted."

The window shattered, and Zane flew out, accompanied by shards of glass. He landed on the ground with a big thud. Jumping up, he looked around wildly, panting heavily. Jay laughed sheepishly, "God bless us, everyone?"

"YEAH!"