News Boy!!!

Little Ron snuck a muffin

Chowing down

Ewww!!! Blueberry!

What's wrong with this town?

His head felt fuzzy

His mouth felt dry

To this world

He said Good-bye

In a little place

Called Busted Gulch

There was a need

For someone with speed

A soul so brave and true

Who always knew

What to do

Who could protect the town

Who'd know the low down

Who was the real mccoy

His Name....

NEWS BOY!!!!

His super ears

Could hear stannbear's jeers

Causing trouble

Better get there

On the double

He took off in flight

Ready to fight

For what is right

Now that Stannbear

Was Mayor

He raised taxes

Without care

The people of the gulch

Became so poor

Even more so then before

He's is always bossing

Everyone around

Well News Boy had enough

Time for beat down

Stannbear knocked CG out

She lay across the tracks

She was on to him

Building up the facts

She had an airtight case

One he was afraid to face

So he left her for dead

The train racing ahead

News Boy saved the day

Diverting the train

With the help of his cute

Sidekick Kae

On whom he had a crush

But we won't talk about

That much

Moving on...

Stannbear was gone

Instead he sent his thugs

Feeling rather smug

With a one, two punch

News Boy took out the bunch

Dropping the in front of the jail.

"Thanks News Boy!!!"

Sheriff 3Gun did hail.

News Boy went look for stannbear

But found him nowhere

Stannbear managed to sneak off

Obviously he wasn't so tough

News Boys mild mannered ego

Little Ron

Happily put the plate upon

The press

He was an unsung hero

But he'll digress

He smiled at the print

There no where to hide

With that kind of reward

They'll be searching far and wide

"Someday stannbear you'll be mine,

Going down for all time."

Until then he'll go it alone

Protecting the gulch he calls home.