Ok, so to start this out, how bout some Hamilton related stuff. So, my family is in the mountains right now, staying in a cabin. For no reason whatsoever, I decided to sit on the front porch. And when I did, my mom came driving by leaving the cabin by herself. But what do I hear blaring in the car? "How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore an a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean..."

I have done my job well.