So I was walking upstairs with a handful of art stuff last night, when I come across my 20 pound cat lying in my way. When I came up to her, she meows at me. So, being a Pokemon fan, I was all, "there's a cat blocking the path!" So I put down my stuff and pet her for a while. She didn't move. Even though I could very easily step around her, I was like, "I can't get by!" So how do I try to move her? I yell, "POKEFLUTE POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!" and began trying to whistle at my cat. I was trying to finger whistle, not without fingers. Finger whistling is harder, but I can still do it...sometimes. But I was failing epically. So two minutes later, I resort to just blowing on my cat. But does she move? NO. So, after another minute, I was out of breath, and I said, "you fat...twenty pound kitty...why...why won't you move..." Then finally, as a last resort, I use my head, literally, to bulldoze her out of the way. I know, way to use my head! Gotta wear out the joke. But yeah all that was for nothing. Also I call her fat cause she really is. And usually when I do, she gives me this look. She knows I'm saying mean stuff about her. SHE KNOWS ALL.