Hoseok: Hey, in the future, do you ever want to get married?

Yoongi: No.

Hoseok: Why not?

Yoongi: Because of the three rings.

Hoseok: What rings?

Yoongi: The engagement ring.

Yoongi: The wedding ring.

Yoongi: And the suffering.

Hoseok:

Seokjin: *comes crashing into the room, completely breathless*

Seokjin: HE MADE A DAD JOKE IT'S A MIRACLE!!!

Yoongi: