Taehyung: Would you rather stab Jungkook or—

Seokjin: Stab Jungkook.

Taehyung: (blinks) But I didn't finish the question.

Seokjin: Doesn't matter. I'd still stab Jungkook.

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Is it just me or does this house feel a bit unsafe all of a sudden?

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