(Kakashi's POV)

   I wasn't happy. This... Civilian. Was forcing me to go shopping. A ninja, no a male's worse nightmare.
   "Suck it up Hatake," she chirped. Asuma smirked as he puffed his cigarette. I saw her eyeing it with hatred so I wasn't the only one going to suffer soon. "Hey Shika's teacher. Quit smoking. It's not just bad for your health, but the health of those around you."
   "Are you a medic," Itachi growled.
   "Nope, but when you're in and out of the hospital as much as we are you pick up some advice and stuff," Naruto skipped beside her. She smiled softly at him. "So banshee goes first then me?"
She nods. Sakura glared at them, but really no one cared. She then started to bother Sasuke, again.
   "Psst," Shikamaru got Naruto's attention. "Is she always like this? Because it wasn't this bad in the academy." Naruto only nodded. Sasuke was trying his best to keep looking cool in front of his brother/teacher.
   I watched as she interacted with the students and Asuma. He had put out his cigarette. She watched him and every time he went for them she side tracked him.
   'She is interesting,' I smile at her picking on Naruto and the young Nara. By the time we got to the clothing store they were both a bright cherry red. When we got there she sent us around with the color chooses. She would veto some and give more instructions.
   "Ugh I look so ugly," sakura whined when she showed us what was chosen. "I don't like this I can't get Sasuke attention like this."
   Kirako looked at Asuma who looked extremely scared. She patted his back and whispered to him.
   "Sakura," Asuma gagged. "No one wants to see your panties. Ever." The pinkette blushed looking furious.
   Ino looked at her rival/best friend and gagged. She quickly changed into the pants and showed Kirako and was okayed.
   "Your turn boys," she turned to the last two not yet changed. "Shikamaru you find dark greys, blacks, deep reds, and dark blues. Naruto we are going to have to dig for the colors I think would work best for you."
   "And what colors are those?" Sasuke hissed. I look back at my book in order to avoid making it seem like I actually care.
   "Midnight forest green its a green that's almost black, deep, dark, blood red, dark forest brown," she rattles off. "And dove grey as and accent/blender." My mouth dropped. What can't this girl do?
   "She is to good to be true," Asuma had this look in his eye. He didn't trust her, but then again neither did we. "What happened to sakura?" Then Sasuke screamed.
   "Thing get off of Emo-butt," Itachi busted out laughing. She had finally broken the emotionless Uchiha. "But see what happens when you aren't a walking kill me sign?"
   I finally put away my orange-book-of-joy. I needed to know, "Why have you changed their clouthing?" She looked at me before tossing me an older ninja's handbook. It held the rules, regulations, and standard of what to wear. "This is like from the beginning of the village," I wave it at her.
   "Some rules change," she handed Naruto some ANBU style pants in the exact color of blood red she wanted. Then a dove grey crisscross belt, and a midnight forest green shirt, with dark brown thrown in. "Some stay the same. And really its just common sense. Cuz really pink hair And Valentine red?"
   A hand was placed on my left shoulder. I turn to look at who it was. It was Shikaku Nara. And he looked pissed.
   "Hello Kakashi," he said happily. Though his eyes screamed murder. "How have you been?"
   "Fine," I glance at the children. "May I help you?"
   "Do you know what time of is?" I shake my head no. "It is 7pm. My children haven't been home at all to gather stuff for a mission."
   'Oh shit. He panicked,' I try not to giggle. "Sir Kirako has been forcing us to go shopping." I wave to the drastically changed children.
   His face was priceless. I was just thankful that I'm not dead. I watched what he did to those people the day before. So I was glad it wasn't something really bad.

(Fin pour l'instant)