(Kirako's POV)

   Today was the day I meet my brothers' teams. One so I could get to know them. The other so I could know who I was working with.
   "SASUKE-KUN"
   "Holy realm of Kami. What was that?" Shikamaru only looked at the blue eyed idiot we call a brother. "Do you know what that thing is?"
   "That was Sakura Haruno," he sighed. "The banshee of our team."
   "Oh," I look at where it came from. A pink and red blur came skipping to the bridge we were at. "Oh no. No no no no no. That is human?"
   My brothers, heh gotten use to calling them that, snicker. I look at the disgustingly naturally pink haired.... Thing. That sounds right. Banshee Thing.
   "Hi Sakura-chan," I look at my brother in shock.
   "No Naruto Uzamaki-Ryou-Nara," he pouted. "No. Just.... Just no. That thing, is it even human?" The thing squealed and nearly busted my ear drums. "For clarification I didnt try to kill her first. She started talking." Shikamaru nodded his understanding.
   "So who are you," it demanded.
   "You have got to be kidding me," I mutter. "Okay Thing. I'm hear to fix... All of whatever you are. First off the hair. Bright pink? A color that will give you away every time. I'm working on breaking Naruto of his orange. Before you even start." I held up a hand. "Now your wardrobe," I smile evilly. "The stupid dress has got to go. Black pants or comfy easy to move in leggings would work. A dark green shirt and the hair needs to be dyed or have something covering it."
   "What about my team," shikamaru asked since they had shown up while I was tearing the thing down.
   "Purple is a good color for night," I start. "But that purple not so much. Black or dark green sugar. Chogi, right?" The boy nods. "I would say cut down on the food, but you need it right? Or at least that's what's been explained. But anyway, a mix of black grey and green. Shika I'll be fixing yours personally."
   The thing was crying and shika's team talked about the changes I had prescribed. Then he came. When he came the Banshee Thing went crazy. I didn't understand a word she said.
   'I wonder if she is talking in fangirl,' I wonder. 'Every fanbase does have its own language. Must observe it in its natural habitat.' I took out a notebook and started writing what was being said.

    (In notebook)

Sasuke-kun their being so mean to me. You'll put them right, right? Oh Sasuke-kun will you go on a date with me? /A little later/ Oh Sasuke-kun we will get married and have babies and you'll be mine. Don't you think so? Sasuke-kun? SASUKE-KUN!

   (End of that torture. I couldn't even put my mind in that mode.)

   "Hey do you understand this?" I wince at her loud shriek rang in my ears. My brothers looked at it and shook their heads. "Neither do I. Hi. Are you shika's teacher?" The man who was smoking nodded. "Cool. Do you understand this?" He read it and flinched. "So you understand this variation of fangirl speak?"
   "Sadly," he puffed. "Poor boy. It translates in more words really that, 'I'm pathetic, I can't do anything, but I'll stock you, then rape you in your sleep." We gasp in shock.
   "I have never been so glad that I have no fangirls," Shikamaru sighed happily. "Hey Naruto you will ignore her from now on. Or I'll tell mom." All three of us shutter in fear. Not even my best acting skills could save me from her wrath.
   "Mama is scary," I whisper. Even Shika's teacher agreed. "Dragon runs in her blood. It has to."
   Then Kakashi finally showed being dragged by Itachi. With the while group there I went strait to the point.
   "They need new clothes," I blurt out. "I talked Naru into letting me dress him in colors other than orange. The others need new ones also. Starting with Thing."
   The Banshee Thing growled in anger. I was right it isn't human.

(Fin pour l'instant)