~OMG A NON ANGST CHAPTER! IT'S FLUFF MY DUDES!!! ~ continuing off the last chapter~

Logan was still in shock, but knowing Virgil didn't need him right now - he thought if the only one who did. Remus.

Logan quickly got out his phone and called Remus. After like a few seconds on hold, Remus answered.

"Aho-ho Logan"
"Aho-ho Remus, got something big to ask you to do..."
"What my dude?"
"Virgil may have gotten injured jumping out my window when I touched his shoulder, because he was sacred to us knowing his backstory because the author just realised it is too early to by dropping backstory and thinks that you should have more lessons with the gang and not just backstories of angst." Logan wuttered, blabbering on about whatever came to his mind at that moment.

~Thank you Logan for clearing that up~

Remus took a minutes to process the information, and yelled into the phone; "GOT IT MY DUDE, WHICH DIRECTION???"

"West from my window, now Remus don't do anything st-" Logan began, before he heard a crack over the phone, it was Remus, he had just broken his window lock.

"Remus, please don't..."

"WEEEEEEEEE!!!" Was the last thing Logan heard before the third of the concrete.

"Why did you do that?"

"So it is even now and a fair race! And before u say something about me being dumb I am gonna get my cowboy hat and a tub of ice cream byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Remus hung up.

Logan looked up again and simply thought; "Jesus Christ, I'm not religious, but I pray for Virgil's sanity"

After Remus got all he needed, he sprinted out of the door - and south west. Trying to make sure nothing feel out of his bag. Even though they had only met a few days go, Remus had found a lot out about Virgil.
Not like in a stalky way.
Not all in a stalky way.

But he found out that Virgil really liked water. Remus don't know why he knows - but he just does. So Remus went to the logistical extreme being that Virgil probably went to the pond in the park.

And there get was., a sobbing Virgil cuddled up by a tree. Now of this was Logan, he would assess the situation, see it was a heavy mood, so nothing too outrageous was needed. But this wasn't Logan. This was Remus. And be put on his cowboy hat and started walking towards Virgil.

"HOWDY PARTNER!!!" Remus cheered, walking his hat in the air as a shocked Virgil stared at him - his eyes transfixed in what Remus was doing. And...

He couldn't help but feel a bit happier...

"SOMEONE TOLD ME U NEED HELP CHEERING UP! SO THEY COWBOY SHERIFF OF ASSHATS IS HERE TO HELP MY DUDE!" Remus screamed, tackling Virgil with a hug.

"Now what can u do to help?" He asked, rather calmly, actually...

"J-j-just mem-m-ories popping up."

As Virgil was speaking, Remus rummaged in his bag to try and see if there was anything appropriate to the situation. And of course he did.

So Virgil finished talking, awaiting Remus to give his a not so witty response about cowboys, be heard the music of pop goes the weasel. Remus was twirling the sound in the Jack-in-a-box, staring intensely at Virgil. Saying nothing. Doing nothing, out letting the music play.

It was about 15 seconds of awkward silence...
Before, 'Pop goes the weasel'...

And Remus just stopped what he was doing and simply grabbed something else out of his bag. A doll snake. A stuffed toy and put it in Virgil's face.

"There's a snake in my butt!" He said, with the most serious, monotone voice he could possibly achieve, but keeping the tune and rhythm of the original tune.

And just started at Virgil.

And Virgil started to chuckle hysterically, and Remus followed, they were just laughing. It was about 8 in the morning and people were watching them, sure. But... They were happy right now.

And happy is what Virgil needed. What Remus needed.

And it was about 10 minutes layer, and Remus was telling dark stories that turned out funny??? It was quite a tightrope to walk on, but he did it! And made Virgil laugh all the way.

Stories about people trying to see if certain types of children are nicer than others.
Stories like kings and queens settling arguments with decapitation and Monopoly.
Stories like beans.

It was truely amazing, just Remus reinacting great takes with only him, he was going shoddy accents, and pouring his entire hear and soul into this piece.      
Maybe Remus actually liked drama?

Finally, Virgil had calmed down, and Remus stood up and gave Virgil his hand.

"Do you wanna be my deputy? My partner in crime! My best friend?" He asked, putting his hat on Virgil's head, nervously watching for a reply.

Virgil simply flung the hat on in head and said; "Of course Padrè" and took his hand.

They had sad moment of pure joy before they heard the school break ring in the distance.

"Shit..."

~I know it is a bit short. It's sweet. And I wanted this in my life and in this story~