Oracle Cell

(y/n) POV

The year was 2073 and I just found another gun. "Damn it another useless piece of junk!" I said angrily as I threw the broken pistol into a building, suddenly an aragami appeared from the remnants of a destroyed building, "Just what the doctor ordered!" I shouted as I pulled my shotgun off my back as it charged at me, "Stop." I said causing it to stop in its tracks, "You are one ugly SOB aren't you." I said as I shot it in the head knocking it onto it's back, "Have fun in Hell." I said as I shot it point-blank in the throat killing it instantly. "How did you do that?" A woman asked, "Who wants to know?" I asked as I slung my gun over my shoulder, "Alisa Illinichina Amiella." She said, "Ok Alisa I'll tell you. Everything has a weakness, humans, animals, buildings, aragami. You just have to know where to look." I said, "Yes but normal weapons cant kill aragami!" She said, "DING DING DING, you get a gold star. While my gun cant kill it, it can render it as good as dead. I always shoot them in the throat because like humans if the jugular is damaged they'll bleed out, but their bodies regenerate quickly enough except for vital organs. So while it's technically still alive it's as good as dead." I said, "Well you're coming with me." She said.

"LADY JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY NO THAT DOESN'T IMPLY CONSENT!" I shouted, "Oh sit still!" Alisa yelled, "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!" A woman yelled as she burst into the room, "Major Amamiya, ma'am I found this boy outside. He essentially killed an aragami with a shotgun." Alisa said, "Impossible. Only God Arcs can kill aragami." The Major said, "Hey you, what's your name." I said, "I am Major Tsubaki Amamiya, and who are you?" She asked, "Monkey D Luffy." I said sarcastically, "Cute but I have ways to make you talk." She said as she approached me. She put her hand on my right leg and began rubbing it. She then began to move her hand towards my crotch, suddenly she grabbed me by the balls and began to squeeze, "OW OW OW OW OW!!" I said, "Tell me what I want to know or say goodbye to your manhood." She said, "Ok ok, my name is (y/n) Ohkonowarri, I'm nineteen years old, and apparently I tested positive for oracle cells." I said, "Good boy." She said as she let me go and then walked away.  "I'm gonna tap dat." I said, "I'd like to see you try." Alisa said, "Challenge accepted." I said confidently.

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