Episode 63: The Exaggerations
Narrator:Now Takeo, along with two other girls that he met, are walking back to his ships. How are they going to react, let's find out.
*Takeo was carrying the little girl on his back, as he and Surcouf were walking along the headquarters of Iris Libre, trying to find Takeo's ships*
Takeo:"I think I see them."
Surcouf:"Are they your girls or something?"
Takeo:"Well, I wouldn't call them my girls, as in girlfriends. They're just the main girls that I hang out with."
Surcouf:"Hmm..."
Takeo:"What's with the stare?"
Surcouf:"I'm trying to decide if you're either dense or mean."
Takeo:"You really think they're my girlfriends?!"
Takeo(mind):Well, I have been on two dates with Dido, so technically she has been my girlfriend.
*Takeo blushes while Dido and the starter ships spot him*
Javelin:"Hey, the commander's over here."
Dido:"Huh? M-Master?!"
Z23:"Jeez, what took him so...long..."
*The girls look at Surcouf, and give her a glare*
Surcouf:"Heh, look at them. They think I've stolen their man."
Ayanami:"Who are you?"
Surcouf:"I'm Surcouf, a submarine of the Iris Libre."
Ayanami:"A submarine? Most submarines are..."
Surcouf:"I'm the exception to that."
Ayanami:"No, you're clothing's lewd like all the other submarines."
Surcouf:"Huh?!"
Z23."A-Anyway, where have you been, commander? We thought you were still meeting with the leader of Iris Libre."
Takeo:"One, the leader's a nice person. Two, I got lost. Three, I found her."
*Takeo shows them the little girl on his back, and Laffey gets up and starts approaching Takeo*
Laffey:"Laffey's spot has been taken...must annihilate target..."
Takeo:"Uh...Laffey?"
Laffey:"Deactivating self-imposed limiter..."
Takeo:"Laffey...Laffey, no. Stop it!"
Z23:"I'm calling Enterprise."
Takeo:"You stop too. I don't wanna get blown up nor arrested for trying to help this girl out."
Z23:"Ok, exactly how are you helping her?"
Takeo:"I found her on the floor of headquarters, so I decided to wait for her to wake up so I can help her find her way back to where she looked like she was going. That's my testimony."
Z23:"Hmm..."
Takeo:"Ugh..."
*Takeo suddenly sees a black aura behind the starter ships*
Takeo(mind):Oh, I hear boss music...
*Dido approaches Takeo, with a black aura surrounding her*
Dido:"Master has replaced me...master abandoned me after all."
Takeo:"Oh jeez, no! I did not replace you, Dido. You're still my best maid."
Dido:"Master abandoned me...master abandoned me...master abandoned me... master abandoned me."
Takeo:"No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't!"
Takeo(mind):I knew the girls would be surprised to see me with these two, but not like this!
*The girl on Takeo's back started waking up*
???:"Huh? What the..."
Surcouf:"Oh, commander. She's awake."
Takeo:"Huh? Oh, you're finally awake."
???:"Huh...wake me up later..."
Takeo:"Huh?"
???:"Zzz..."
Takeo:"Wait a minute, I was waiting for you to wake up, don't go back to sleep."
*Takeo shakes the girl awake again, and she gets off of Takeo's back*
???:*Yawns* "Who are you exactly?"
Takeo:"Nice to meet you too...I'm Takeo..."
???:"Oh yeah...the new commander, right?"
Takeo:"Yeah, what's your name?"
???:"I am Le Malin. A Destroyer from the Vichya Dominion."
Surcouf:"Oh, that's why I didn't remember you. You're from the Vichya Dominion."
Le Malin:"...Who is she?"
Takeo(mind):Well, I've found a French version of Laffey.
*All of the ships introduce themselves*
Le Malin:"Can I go sleep now?"
Takeo:"No, you need to go to where you were going to go."
Le Malin:"And where might that be?"
Takeo:"Huh?"
Le Malin:"Huh?"
Takeo:"...You mean to tell me that you don't even know where you were gonna go to?!"
Le Malin:"I normally fall asleep in random areas, I don't have anywhere I 'go to'."
Takeo(mind):You're telling me I carried her on my back for about an hour, and I did it for nothing?
Takeo:"Ugh...well, it's been nice knowing you, Le Malin."
Le Malin:"Oh, one more thing..."
*Le Malin brings out a certificate*
Takeo(mind):I almost don't want to sign her certificate after what she just pulled on me.
*Takeo takes the certificate, and gives it back to Le Malin*
Le Malin:"Bye bye, now..."
Surcouf:"I guess I should take my leave too."
Takeo:"You're leaving too?"
Surcouf:"Yeah, I've got to go someplace before I get yelled at by Jeanne."
Takeo:"Jeanne? Wait, who?"
Surcouf:"Oh, I have this instructor for combat training, I call her Jeanne."
Takeo(mind):Like as in Jeanne d'Arc, like the actual historical figure, or the anime version of her?
Surcouf:"Does she sound interesting to you?"
*Takeo can feel the pressure from his ships glaring at him from behind*
Takeo:"No, not really..."
Takeo(mind):Even though I want to know what version of Jeanne d'Arc she is...
Surcouf:"Oh well, let me know if ya change your mind."
*Surcouf winks as she starts running off*
Takeo:"...So...what should we do now, girls?"
*Javelin, Laffey, and Dido glare at me*
Takeo:"...I'm sorry..."
Z23:"Ok guys, come on. Everything that happened wasn't the commander's fault, so let's just forget about it, ok?"
Takeo(mind):I'm glad someone is taking this surprising well.
Ayanami:"Why is everyone angry at the commander? The invaders are gone now."
Javelin:"The commander had another girl with him!"
Laffey:"Laffey's spot has been stolen by another girl..."
Dido:"Master abandoned me, I am a useless maid after all..."
Takeo:"...I'm sorry..."
Takeo(mind):I regret my life.
Z23:"H-Hey, let's spend time with the commander to make up for it."
Takeo:"Y-Yeah, who wants to have some one-on-one bonding time with yours truly?"
Javelin, Laffey, Dido, Ayanami, and Z23:"Me."
Takeo:"..."
Takeo(mind):Oh boy. I've got to decide this. Let's see...three, two, one. You!
Takeo:"Alright, Laffey's up first!"
Laffey:"Yay..."
Dido:"A-Alright, we'll go do something else in the mean time."
*Laffey goes up on Takeo's back, and they walk around the plaza*
Laffey:"Mmm...Laffey is happy..."
Takeo:"I'm glad you're enjoying this, at least."
Laffey:"Oh, commander...Laffey needs another drink..."
Takeo:"Ugh...I guess it can't be helped."
Takeo(mind):How am I going to explain this to the cashier or bartender though?
*We go into a grocery store, and get a bottle of booze that Laffey starts drinking immediately*
Takeo(mind):The cashier was giving me a weird look...I should've given Laffey the drink after we left the store.
Takeo:"Alright, are you satisfied, Laffey?"
Laffey:"No...Laffey wants to be with commander forever...then Laffey will be satisfied...maybe..."
Takeo:"Haha, really? that's what I need to do?"
*Laffey holds onto Takeo's back tightly*
Takeo:"...O-Oh, you were serious."
Takeo(mind):Is this another emotional event?
Laffey:"Probably...Laffey wants to be with commander..."
*Laffey's face blushes a little, and she looks away*
Takeo:"Huh?"
Takeo(mind):I think I understand what she means.
Takeo:"Don't worry, Laffey. No one can replace you. Just because I helped a girl with a similar personality doesn't mean she's gonna be the 'new Laffey', or something like that."
Laffey:"..."
Takeo:"You all will always be the main girls I go back to, no matter how long I've been without you."
Laffey:"...Commander...zzz..."
*Laffey falls asleep on Takeo's back*
Takeo:"Of course she's asleep..."
Takeo(mind):Ugh...at this point, I can't even get mad at her.
*Takeo carries Laffey, and they meet up with the other girls*
Takeo:"Alright, we had our little bonding segment."
Ayanami:"That was kinda quick."
Takeo:"Alright, who's next?"
Javelin:"Oh, me, me, me. I call next!"
Takeo:"Alright, alright. Javelin it is."
Javelin:"Yeah!"
*Javelin walks next to Takeo, and they walk around the plaza*
Takeo:"So Javelin, I have a question."
Javelin:"Yes? What do you need, Commander?"
Takeo:"I want to know why you always wear that crown in your head. It's not like you're a queen or something, right?"
Javelin:"Oh no, everyone in my class wears a crown, we just haven't meet anyone from my class yet."
Takeo:"Huh...ok then."
Takeo(mind):So it has something to do with her class.
Javelin:"Hey, commander?"
Takeo:"Yes? What's up?"
Javelin:"Am I...disappointing you?"
Takeo:"Huh? No, of course not."
Javelin:"I-I mean, are you satisfied with me?"
Takeo:"Yes, I am. You ask that question like I'm not your commander anymore."
Javelin:"I-I didn't mean it like that."
Takeo:"I meant you say that like you think I've abandoned you."
Javelin:"O-Oh, well..."
*Javelin's face starts blushing a bit, and she stares right at Takeo*
Javelin:"I just don't want you to turn your back on me."
Takeo:"I see."
Javelin:"It's just...you mean so much to me, more than the others even."
Takeo:"W-Well, I'm not going to abandon you girls at all. Not a single one of you is gonna be replaced or forgotten about."
Javelin:"Commander...thank you so much!"
*Javelin hugs Takeo*
Takeo:"Haha."
Takeo(mind):That made my day better.
Takeo:"Alright, time to go back to the others."
Javelin:"A little longer? Please?"
Takeo:"Oh, fine then. Haha."
*A few minute have past, and Javelin is still hugging Takeo*
Takeo:"...Ok, how about now?"
Javelin:"Please, just another minute?"
Takeo(mind):You said that two minutes ago!
Takeo:"Ugh, fine then."
*Takeo grabs onto Javelin, and carries her as they meet back up with the others*
Takeo(mind):These moments are like little 'lift-up' moments for the girls, that's nice. This is gonna be nice. I wonder who I should pick next though...
Narrator:I guess we won't find out until next episode, so make sure you stay tuned for that!
Hey bros, it's the sleepy author again. I don't really know how much longer I can go with this story anymore. I'm tempted on juts ending it after they visit the Sardegna Empire, but hopefully putting in the plot with Akagi in there. I just don't want this comedic story to end with so many plot holes. Aside from that, I've got the rest of my gift from my mom a few days ago, and I've already hung them up.
I really do have an awesome mom, but I don't have anymore announcements for now. Here's the meme of the chapter:
And I'll see you guys next time!
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