Riddle: he's the epitome of the "No little German boy!" meme, except he's British (kinda?). If it isn't academic related this man is gonna kneel over dead if I do anything. At this point it feels like easy mode, but I'm here to deliver a can of whoop-ass so it sucks to be him.

I think I'd leave him in the woods to fend for himself for a few days. Maybe a week or two, just to break his spirit. That'll be enough to weaken him so I can kick him while he's down.

Leona: Easy, I'm following the original plan: Vet trip. I hope he didn't plan on having grandkids in his future, because this man is getting ✨🌈neutered🌈✨. Then to rub salt in the wound I'll kick him in the spot where his nuts used to be.

Azul: My first plan was to lock him in a room with Trump and watch him loose his brain cells, but then I realized he would totally manipulate Trump and would take over all of America.

So then I thought about leaving him in a room with a bunch of Americans (Just in case anyone tries to get mad at me, I am an American myself, and I hate it here). But that would DEFINITELY screw over America so that's out of the question too.

His intelligence is the one thing standing in my way of victory in a fight (and the tweels, but this isn't about them so they don't count). So I have one option left to deplete him of his strongest trait.

I'm sending him to North Korea.

Either he gets shot on sight or he somehow makes it in alive, looses brain cells from the propaganda, or it turns into a sick torture session that winds up on a true crime channel or something.

....you know what, that's too cruel. I'm just gonna make him write the entire FNAF timeline (including the books).

Kalim: Another case where I'll stick to the original plan. Let the man do Jamil's chores, and then the universe will do the work for me.

Vil: A tricky one. Vil is my favorite character because he genuinely works hard to become the embodiment of perfection, and genuinely wants others to work hard too. I say this because this man is aware of EVERYTHING around him and his image.

Locking him with his fans won't be enough to defeat him and he's too classy to snap if left alone with Neige (granted that he wasn't given a motive to poison him), so those two are out of the question. But I refuse to give up like this, my metaphorical pride is on the line damn it!

I'll force him to watch the Riverdale series

On repeat.

While he has to process the mental anguish that is the story and timelines of that show, I'll put him out of his misery with a boot to the head.

Idia: Once more, I'm sticking to my original plan. I'm just gonna ditch him at an amusement park. Maybe Disney land to be exact. Everything there is over priced, overly crowded, and most of the attractions are outside so that man is dead meat.

Malleus: There was never a plan to beat this man to begin with and most likely there never will be.

Unless somehow the power of friendship works because let's be real, that's basically what's going to resolve the conflict of chapter 7.

I'm still gonna die either way.