Hello. This is the first entry in my diary of whatever. My name is Chris Rider. I am known for my straight A's since 3rd grade. I don't a have a mom but I have a dad. He is cool, I guess. He is a lawyer not the most exciting job in the world, but he got a degree from Harvard.

He got married to my mom and I was born. I got the mind of my mom. Fun, bright, smart (she was a mechanic that made robots) and well.... Not that social. I only have one friend, close to none though.

My friend Timothy is moving to Tallahassee. We live in Oregon.

I have been going through some stuff lately to. That stuff is.... Classified. I'll give you a hint mindless, non- living, stack of paper held by staples. IT GOES WITH THE BODY!!! Ok that was a huge give away.