Naruto's POV

I am training in our local forest. I have a hundred or so shadow clones on paperwork duty. All of a sudden, Hinata appears.

"Honey, Kohona wants you, again!" Hinata says, obviously ticked. 

"It's okay, Babe, I'll be back as soon as I can." I say, comforting her.  "I leave you in charge."

"Okay." She says. I teleport to the Kohona gate. I stroll in. I receive glares from many villagers. I go to the Hokage Tower. 

"Hello, Minato. How can I help you today?" I ask, annoyed.

"Naruto, I demand as your Mother that you come back to Kohona right now!" Kushina yells.

"That's right demon, come back so you can work under me when I'm Hokage." Mito adds.

"Mito, if you become Hokage with that attitude, all I will give you is war. You people are the demons, not me and Kurama. Kurama is my father. I have no mother. I do, however, have a lovely village and a loving wife that I must get home to. So please excuse me."

"Bull crap! You don't have a wife and a village, Naruto!" Mito says. 

"Grow up Mito, you're like 20. And I do have a wife, her name is Hinata Kura. My village is the village that you are currently on the brink of war with. I am the Naxikage there. So instead of insulting me, go get a life, Mito." I say. I walk out of the office. I see 8 of the Kohona 12.(No Team Asuma or Mito) 

"Yo guys!" I say.

"Oh, who's this lovely looking man?" Sakura purrs.

"You usually call me Fox Sensei, but I'm Naruto. I see you didn't get Sasuke yet, Sakura. And I have a wife, so back off." I say. At the word wife, everyone gasps. This seems to be normal. 

"WHOOOOO?" 

"Relax, I'll call her over."

Yo, Hinata, everyone wants to see you. All the people who you were a genin with, I mean. I bet they doubt I have a wife. I think to her. Yes, we have a mind link. It's freaking awesome. Hinata teleports over. 

"Hey guys!" She says.

"WWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT????????" They all scream.

"Hinata? Naruto, prove that you are married!" Kiba demands. But as he says that, his eyes widen slightly as I pull my wife into a kiss.

"Well, that'll do it. What have you been doing, Naruto?" Tenten asks. I groan at the thought.

"Paperwork." I say. They all look confused. "Oh, yeah. I created a new village where anyone suffering is welcome. It's called the Flame Village. I'm the Naxikage there. Sasuke is there, too. You all are welcome to come live there. We have an excellent shinobi program, and most Hyuuga and Uchiha are there. Also, I revived Lord First, Second, and Third, as well as Madara Uchiha. They live there. So do the Akasuki." Then I teleport back home before I see there faces. I'm tired of seeing eyes widen and eyebrows raise and jaws drop. Just before I teleport, I see Hinata poof out of existence. Yup, it was Hinata's shadow clone. When I enter the office, Hiruzen says,

"Naru, go to the hospital, quick! It's Hinata!" At that, my heart rate goes up and adrenaline pumps. I teleport to the hospital.

"Hinata. Room. Now." I say to the desk lady. She nods. 

"306" She says. I teleport. I see her. she is calm, but has a nervous look.

"Hinata! ThankgoodnessareyouokayIwassoworriedyouwouldbeintrouble! WhatistheProblem?" I practically rap. Somehow, she understands.

"I'm fine. But, guess what?" She asks.

"What?" 

"I'm pregnant!" I take a few moments to process this, but when it comes around, I do what any strong shinobi would do. I passed out.