NARUTO POV
"You will have two hours to steal these bells from me. You must demonstrate good teamwork and dedication." I say.

"I'll show you! No one is stronger than the Yellow Flash of the Leaf!" Mito says.

"Yeah, yeah. If you can't steal the bells,, you get tied to a post and you can't eat lunch. The timer starts... NOW!" I say. The banshee and the prodigy jump and hide in bushes nearby. Moro readies herself. As I reach in my pouch, her eyes widen. I pull out a book and start reading.
"YOU'RE READING? NOW? DO YOU EVEN TAKE US SERIOUSLY?" Mito screams.
"No, I really don't. Now get on with it! Don't leave me waiting here!" I say. Mito runs at me and throws a ton of kicks and punches. I block them all with ease all while reading my book. The plot was getting interesting, it was called 'The Knucklehead Ninja' by The Sanin Jiraya.  She uses some wind style that I drown with fire style. I thought this would be more challenging. I hope Sasuke and Sakura show up soon. Sure enough, I sense their chakra coming. They all engage me in a taijutsu battle. I knock them around and don't even look up from my book. They are huffing and puffing. I close my book.
"And that is the chapter. Are any of you gonna get serious anytime soon? I'm kind of bored here."
"Okay, so you are better at taijutsu then us, big deal! Let's whoop him with ninjutsu, guys!" Mito encourages. She forms a rasaengan in her hand and runs towards me.
"Hm! I didn't know someone like you could learn an advanced technique like that!" I say, faking at being impressed.
"Yeah! My dad invented it! He is the best! Believe it!" Mito says.
"Yes, he invented it, but never got good enough to put a chakra nature into it. I perfected the rasaengan." I say with a stone face as I form a rasen shuriken. I place it above my head and it blows them to the ground.
"Meet the perfected wind rasaengan, the rasen shuriken!" I say as I toss it the other way, and it demolishes the forest behind me. "And your time is up. You showed good teamwork and decent perseverance, and though it needs work, I'll pass you." I also better fix that forest. Wood style! Oak forest jutsu! (In this story, Naruto has all chakra natures and kekei genkai) The forest I demolished regrows.

TIMESKIP TO IN NARUTOs HOUSE

"And Fox sensei took us all on at once while reading a book! Then I tried to use the rasaengan on him, and he pulled out the rasen shuriken! A rasaengan enhanced with wind chakra! He held it over his head, and it blew us to the ground! And when he tossed it behind him, the entire forest was demolished! Then he passed us and regrew the forest using Wood style!"
I smirk as I hear Mito talk about the 'Dreamy Fox sensei' and his abilities to dad, not suspecting for half a second that she was talking about her neglected older brother.

NARUTO POV A FEW DAYS LATER
My foolish little genin and I were walking down the streets of Kohona looking for the dreaded 'demon cat of the leaf'. Sasuke perked up as he saw a black streak run into the forest.
"There!" He exclaimed. I was bored. When you crank out SS rank missions daily, D rank is excruciatingly boring. I watch as the team gets into formation and all three genin dive from a different direction into the same bush. They come out with a squirming and meowing cat. I yawn.
"Let's report back to dad!" Miri exclaims
"Grab on, everyone, I'm gonna try something different." I say. They all grab my arms and then I teleport to the hokages office.
"Woah, that was weird!" Sakura said as they landed on a leap on the floor. I walk over to Minato and we make our report.