juniper: did i say something while drunk yesterday? all i know is all my text messages are erased and i have a pounding headache.

juniper: and a reminder on my phone that keeps popping up with "oooooooh sheeeeeet."

juniper: what did i say??

piper: haha

juniper: ???

juniper: did i say something or not?

piper: NO STOP PRESSURING ME YOU DIDNT TELL ME JACE'S MOM WAS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL DONT WORRY YOUR SECRET IS SAFE

juniper: oh shit

piper: oooooh sheeeet*

juniper: this isn't a joke; it's serious, piper. jace is going to kill me if he finds out.

piper: don't worry i won't tell any of my stripper friends

juniper: ...

piper: it's a joke

piper: nevertheless, i won't tell anyone

piper: ...else.

juniper: WHO ELSE DID YOU TELL PIPER

piper: gotta zayn

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juniper: PIPER