Along with the newest issue of The Writing Bug, I received a new letter from the power company, reminding me that my services were still off (in case I'd forgotten) and what I should do to get them restored before winter. Under that, someone had written:

Re: Fifa. Gee, LMGTFY. Not sure which you mean?

1.) 'FIFA' Federation internationale de football association, or

2.) 'fi.fa.' (fieri facias), 'you shall make happen.' A writ of execution of a judgment.

Well. I didn't like the sound of "execution," so I sure hoped it was that football thing.