A God's Embarrassment

3RD PERSON POV

Jed: So about this world, one day the gods of this world decided that they had enough and so tried to eliminate humanity.

Isen: H-Humanity?

Brunhilde 2: So it's our world?

Jed: No more like Shiva's world.

Shiva: Yup.

Jed: But his version of Brunhilde wanted to give humanity a chance so they proposed a tourament between 13 gods and 13 humanity representatives. If the gods win 7 times, humanity gets killed off but if humanity wins then they get to live for another 1000 years.

Beerus: And what happens 1000 years later?

Jed: *shrug* The tournament Ragnarok starts again and rinse and repeat.

Yu: 'That's.......rather interesting.'

Evie: That's horrible!

Hank: Eh...they're just dickheads.

Geir 2: *surprised choking noises*

Jed: Now as we begin, the score is already tied 2-2, and the 5th round was supposed to be Shiva vs Raiden.

Raiden/Raiden: Which one?

Jed: You know what I'm talking about.

Raiden T: Ok.

Jed: But apparently, someone was able to remember their promise at the last minute and broke into Ragnarok to fight Shiva.

Y/N: Guilty as charged.

Jed: Now Shiva ends up being the strongest god out there yet he still got his ass beaten.

Y/N: It wasn't easy though.

Geir 2: 'Woah....so he did beat Shiva.'

Jed: But the Gods decided to be petty and revive everyone. After doing so, they'd give humanity another option; to fight them 13 v 13.

Goku: Like a team?

Jed: Yes. But here's the thing. Looking back there were rules specifically stated to restrict some things but the Gods tried to break all of them in the means of defeating humanity by an overwhelming majority.

Vegeta\Jiren: *tch* 'Dishonorable.'

Baki/Ohma: 'That doesn't seem fair......but is worth the challenge.'

Jed: So now here we go to the show everyone!



Screen start




Vegeta: *scoff* That's it? That's a pathetically sized arena.

Brunhilde: *strain* Huh?

Y/N: No no Vegeta it's more like the gods side is too arrogant to bring up a bigger one.

Vegeta: Of course.

Heimdall: WELCOME TO RAGNAROK!! THE LAST DAY TO SETTLE IT ALL!! WILL HUMANITY WIN TO SURVIVE OR WILL THEY DIE? ON THE GOD'S SIDE, WE HAVE ZEUS, BUDDHA, LOKI, HADES, POSEIDON, ZEROFUKU, HERACLES, THOR, SHIVA, BEEZELBUB, ODIN, BISHAMON, AND ANUBIS! GIVE IT UP FOR THE GODS!!!

All the gods cheered on their representatives as some of them looked at humanity's side in disgust.

Poseidon: How disgusting.......we shall cleanse this filth before humanity even knows what happened.

Loki: Look at them~ Discussing their death wishes to each other~

Buddha: 'They won't stand a chance.'

Jay: *confused* Wait aren't these mythical gods?

Jed: It's what this universe is about....although they are weak as fuck compared to other universes no offense Shiva.

Shiva: None taken.

Genos: 'Y/N shall defeat them easily!'

Meanwhile on humanity's side, Y/N can be seen discussing with everyone on what to do.

Y/N: So here's the plan. I'll kill 8 of them at the first 5 seconds leaving Thor, Hades, Zerofuku, Heracles, and Buddha alive. We will then separate whatever is inside Zerofuku and clown around with it for a bit until it stupidly dies. Got it?

Hank/BBQ: Fuck yeah!

Nero: *grin* 'Now this is my style!'

Brunhilde 2: Hold up you're letting a chicken be humanity's representative?

Y/N/BBQ: *shrug* Why not?

Y/N's friends: Typical Y/N.

Sasaki:.......Are you really this powerful to enact a..........somewhat dubious plan?

Y/N's friends: YES.

Sasaki: Fair enough.

Revy: *shrugs* Sometime's we're smart as fuck-

Hank: And sometimes we all have just one singular brain cell.

Daewi: So sometimes you smart and sometimes you're stupid and it all works out in the end?

Y/N: Yeah.

Bang: Typical......

Raiden T: *shrug* I'm not arguing. If this works out when the fight won't even last for 20 minutes.

Heimdall: AND ON HUMANITY'S SIDE WE HAVE LU BU, ADAM, SASAKI KOJIRO, JACK THE RIPPER, RAIDEN TAMEEMON, AND oh god that's a heavy change of roster.

Even nearly chuckled at how he stops to comprehend what just happened.

Heimdall: Y/N, HANK J. WIMBLETON, BERNADETTE, VELVET, REVY, ETO, Um.........BBQ?

BBQ: Yeah?

Heimdall:.........I'm not gonna question what I'm seeing well.....AND LASTLY KIRBY!

Kirby: Poyo.

Geir 2: And you're letting this cutie fight?~

She and Evie were sitting next to each other as Kirby was sleeping in between their laps.

Y/N: He's a god killer for a reason.



Everyone: A god what?

Y/N: Let me put it this way. If we were to separate all the fighters and then put them against the gods by themselves, I can kill them all in less than a second, Hank will whoop all their asses and Kirby can just do........the suck?



Everyone: The suck?

Revy: *annoyed* JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW!

Humanity can be seen cheering onto the group as they all stood prepared to do whatever they do.

Heimdall: LET RAGNAROK COMMENCE!


Silence filled the arena as both sides stared at each other intently, one side serious and angry while the other is........bored?

Y/N: So..........you wanna like make the first move?

Poseidon: *dark* Silence you pest. I shall cleanse your filth from this world.

Zeus: Poseidon no-

Poseidon didn't listen and lunged with his trident intent on stabbing Y/N through the hea-

*BAM*

*thud*

His body dropped onto the floor, lifeless as everyone stood in stunned silence.




Geir 2: HUH?!

Deimos: Woah.........he died so quickly!

*twack*

Hinami: *frown* Bad Deimos!

Deimos: Ow! Ok ok!

Touka 2: Huh......'Their version of Hinami is pretty outgoing.'

Hit: Is that my technique?

Y/N: Yeah.




Hit: Hmm........form could be better.

Y/N: *dying inside* Why must you hurt me this way?

Elaine: 'It's not an ability?'

Yuto: *concern* Did you have to kill them?

Y/N: Yes! I literally was hearing an hour before the fight about their plans! Giving up literally is an option but they will not do that. If they were to lose, their last resort is to kamikaze themselves out of........desperation?

Raiden: That's stupid.

Y/N: I know!

Loki: ATTACK THE-

*BAM* x7

The 7 gods collapsed to the ground dead as Y/N held his fist out.

Y/N: Much better......

Hit: 'Did he unintentionally missed the 7th person?'

Heimdall: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ALL 8 GODS ARE ALREADY DEAD! HAS Y/N BEEN HIDING HIS TRUE POWER?

Everyone was still quiet though as Y/N was seen walking to Zerofuku.

Y/N: OI!

He tried to swing his axe only for Y/N to punch it away and grab him by the head.

Y/N: I SEE YOU THERE!



Everyone: 'Who?'

Zerofuku: W-Wait.

Y/N: GET OUT OF HIS HEAD DUDE!

He shook his head up and down and side by side trying to get whatever was stuck in Zerofuku's head riled up.

Y/N: *turns* Any of you know surgery?

Zerofuku: *panic* WAIT NO!

Y/N: YOU WANT THIS PAINFUL OR PAINLESS?!

Humanity Representatives 2: '.......What the hell is going on?'

Zerofuku: *panic* DON'T MAKE IT PAINFUL!

Y/N: FINE! HERE WE GO!

Bringing his halo out he puts it on and.....,,





stabs his hand through Zerofuku's chest.

Y/N: HAJJSSJSJJXJSJS



ANOMALY DETECTED

Revy 2: Wait what the hell is that?

Many people pointed to the words glitching around Y/N as he still had his hand stabbed through Zerofuku's chest.

Hank: Just........something he can do.

SCANNING

20%


40%


60- JUST KIDDING

SCANNING COMPLETE

ANOMALY IDENTIFICATION ACQUIRED

HAJUN: DEMON LORD OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN



WHAT A CRINGE NAME

Auditoe: *choking noises* Now that's funny.

Tricky: He'S rIgGt!!

Jebediah: 'Interesting....he never went insane with the improbability drive.'

PROCEED WITH EXTRACTION?

Meanwhile everyone was looking in confused as Y/N's halo crackled red while his entire body was distorted with said words appearing all over it.

Heimdall: OH! IS THERE AN UNKNOWN SUBSTITUTE HERE? LET'S FIND OUT-

Y/N: YeS!

*BOOM*

Zerofuku was sent flying, albeit with a much more cheerful appearance while Y/N was standing still, waiting for the figure to come out from the dust cloud.



Then he came, walking calmly out of the cloud while holding his sword out.

Geir 2: I-It's him.

Y/N: Wow....









Y/N: You look uglier than I thought.

Humanity: BWAHAHAHA!!

Nero: *choking noises* Man...is that what you think in the middle of a fight?

Y/N: *shrug* I just felt like it.

The gods however were silent, unable to comprehend that this mere human just insulted one of the most powerful demons of Heaven. Hajun looked onto Y/N in disdain and swung his sword onto his hea-

Hajun: IMPOSSIBLE! THAT CAN'T BE-

*BOOM*

Y/N backhands him into a nearby wall while holding a piece of paper from the ground.

Saitama: *sonic flashbacks*

Y/N: Huh......so this is Hajun..........eh I don't care.

*cue music*

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Hajun charges out of the indent in the wall swinging his sword to Y/N's neck who dodges it and-

Hajun was immediately sent flying back to where he was.

Nezu: Are you even taking him seriously?

Y/N/Y/N's friends: no

Hajun: Grr...STOP MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME!

HE FORMS A GAUNTLET ONTO HIS HAND, CHANNELING NEGATIVE DARI ENERGY INTO IT WHILE RUNNING TO PUNCH ETO IN THE FACE!

Eto: Huh...what's this?

She picked the piece of bone from the ground while pushing up to avoid a side slash aimed at her arms. She rolls over to avoid a downward slash as Hank and BBQ proceed to headbutt Hajun away.

Hajun: WHY CAN'T I HIT YOU?!

Y/N: Because you suck.

Mina/Kaminari: *crying* He's meming on this guy.

Geir 2: *shock* H-He's making a fool out of him.

His arm morphs into a drill as he tries to stab at Y/M only for him to sidestep him while Hajun misses and tries again.....and again.......and again.

Y/N: *yawn* This is getting boring..........

*WOOSH*

Hajun accelerates forward but misses Y/N. Instead, he charges to Kirby, Bernadette, and Revy who were just sitting there comparing their weapons.

Kirby: *hmph* Poyo poyo!

Revy: FUCK YOU MY GUNS ARE BETTER!

Revy 2:........This sounds like something I would do.

Rock 2: *sweating* In the middle of a fight?

Revy 2: FUCK YEAH!

Bernadette: *smirk* Well too ba-

*WOOSH*

Hajun's drill passes by their heads as they looked up, confused. Just stopping himself from crashing into a wall, the demon turns around and stares confused at the group.




Hajun: *angry* D-Did I miss?

Velvet/Y/N/Hank/BBQ/Eto/Revy/Bernadette/everyone else: *shrug* I don't know. Maybe tell us if you missed.

Everyone: 'They're actually clowning on him.'

Noticing that Hank was distract, Hajun morphed his arm into an axe and teleports behind Hank, swinging the tip of the blade onto his head.






Hank: Is that supposed to do jack shit?

Saitama: 'I feel like I'm having too much influence on Y/N.'

Raiden T: *impressed* Not a scratch.

Hajun: B-But how are you not dea-

*BAM*

His feet were swept from under him by Raiden although he quickly stands up only to find Y/N and nearly everyone else dancing around him.


Y/N/Hank: Cha cha real smooth~

Adam: Hmm....might as well join in.

Jack: 'What a spectacle of a fight~'

Brunhilde 2: *stutter* Um...what's the main goal here again?

Y/N: To troll him to death.

Everyone: 'How does that work?'

Hajun: WHY.....I AM HAJUN! DEMON LORD OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN! I WILL KILL YOU ALL NO MATTER WHA-

Velvet: TAKEDOWN!

*BAM*

Velvet suplexes Hajun straight into the ground, burying him 6 feet into it as everyone from humanity cheers.

Velvet/Y/N's friends: YYEEAAAHHH!!!

Fabrizio/Marco: *snort* This is like Quasim but a thousand times better.

Aaron/Yuto/Jean/Yu: Agreed.

Velvet turns around to Y/N and walks up to him.




Velvet: *happy* How did I do?

Many people: 'So........cute!'

Coco 2: *whisper* Bun bun why don't you ask Y/N out on a date. *smirk* Maybe you can get a little frisky with him or get to know him better.

Velvet 2: *blush* COCO NO!

Y/N: You did great bun bun.

He and Revy proceed to ruffle her ears as Velvet quickly gets embarrassed.

Velvet: *flush* P-People are staring....

Y/N: *whisper* Doesn't matter.

Velvet 2's face grew red as several people are rubbing her ears.

Velvet 2: *inward crying* Why.......'On second thought....at least they're fine with me being a Faunus.'

Lu Bu: *scratching spear* So 15 more minutes?

Y/N: Yeah I-

*BOOM*

He pushes Velvet away to tank the downward blow. The sword immediately bounced off his head while creating a wide crater underneath him.



Unordinary kids: HUH?!

Paimon: Paimon feels like you're gonna ask if he has an ability that raises his defense, but no. He is just using 10% of his power.

Y/N: More like 0.000000000000001%





Everyone: Huh?

Y/N: Nevermind.

Y/N: Is that all?

Hajun: STOP PLAYING WITH ME!

Y/N: Fine.....if you really want to then I'll take you seriously.

And Y/N proceeds to go into a boxer's stance, facing Hajun who stands there stunned.



Hajun: A-Are you actually joking?

Y/N: On the contrary I am quite serious. All I need are my bare hands to defeat the likes of you.

Hajun: You......I AM HAJUN. I'LL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY A BRAT WHO THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME WITH NOTHIN-

*CRACK*


*thud*

Hajun laid motionless on the floor with a dislocated jaw. All the gods stood in stunned silence, although many kind of expected this to happen.

Marco: Hmmm...that's a good hook.


Y/N: YO REF!

Hank: MAN DOWN MOVE OUT THE WAY! YOU STILL THERE HAJUN? STAY WITH ME!

Hajun:.................*cough* Ma haw.,,,,,,

Hank: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Jay: They really turned this into a boxing match.

*CRACK*

Hajun: *thrust* DIE-

He was immediately punted away with a stick by Jack and crashed into the same indent in the wall.

Jack: Hmm...you doing ok Hlokk?

Hlokk: *snort* 'Don't worry about me....just keep doing what you do....on second thought maybe use the golf club instead. Should be funnier.'

Jack: *realize* Ah....such art~

Jack 2: Hmmm...I'm liking this version of me~

John: *confused* Why is he talking to his gloves?

Brunhilde 2: It's a volund. The valkyries can bond with someone's soul and form a weapon of their choice. Simple but it brings out their maximum potential.

Everyone: Nice.


Hajun: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!

Y/N: *yawn* You done yet? On second thought......you all want a turn?

They all nodded their heads as Hajun ran at them screaming like a maniac.

Heimdall: HE'S INCREASING HIS STRENGTH! CAN THE DEMON LORD FINALLY TURN THE TIDES FOR THE GOD-


Later


Heimdall: WHAT AN ONE SIDED FIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ALL THE GODS ARE DOWN OR FORFEITED! CAN HAJUN WIN WITH THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST HIM?!

Tai: *choke* That's a whole 360 in perspective!

Hajun can be seen panting as all of humanity was just standing there.......bored out of their mind.


Hajun: How....WHY CAN'T I HURT YOU?! YOU'RE ALL BENEATH ME!!





Y/N/Hank/BBQ/Revy: LOSER!!

Kaminari: *crying* They're even giving him the L!

Toppo:.............This is just sad.


Hajun roared in fury and sprinted across the stage hoping to take Y/N down with an overhand strike.

Hajun: D-DIVINE RETRIBUTI-

*TWACK*

He trips over his own feet and rolls into the arena wall once again on the same exact spot.

Armstrong:...........he actually tripped on himself.

Yang: *smirk* You can say he's-

Y/N/Nero/RWBY/Y/N's friends: No please no.

Yang: *smirk* Hmm...maybe later~


Eto: Well that's embarrassing.

While the gods and humans jeered at him, he took the sword he dropped and shakingly pointed it to Y/N.

Hajun: I-I AM HAJUN! D-DEMON OF THE SIXTH HEAVEN! I'LL NEVER LOSE TO A FILTHY MORTAL LIKE YO-

*plop*

An egg unintentionally dropped into his mouth as he stands there dumbfounded.




BBQ: Eat it bitch.

*BAM*

Kirby headbutts his jaw forcing him to chew and swallow the poisonous egg.

Steve: *gag* Oh god no.

Mr. Colder/Grave: He's dead. I can feel that disgusting and vile rotten egg crawling down my sparse throat.

Blue Demon: *mumble* I feel sorry for him.

Hajun: *gag* What the hell is this? *gag* So disgusting *belch*

He gagged at the feeling in his mouth before vomiting onto the arena floor

Ruby/Ruby 2: SERVES YOU RIGHT!!





Ruby: Wait you're still alive?

Everyone: ALIVE?! SHE'S HERE!

Jed: *sweating* That's another story for later.

Sasaki: Are........we gonna finish him off or something? 'Not like I don't mind having a bit of fun.'

Raiden: *yawn* I wouldn't mind a few more minutes. This is pretty fun.

Sasaki: 'More like bullying.'

Hank: Few minutes it is!

He proceeds to smack a screaming Hajun away into the wall. This didn't deter him however as he gets off and charges to whoever he sees once again.

Hajun: D-DIE-

*BOOM*

His body gets propelled into the wall again, but this time he lays there unmoving as Y/N comes to check on him.

Y/N: OI! WAKE UP YOU-











Y/N: Oh you're dead.

Izuku: Dead? But how?

Yu: I can see Velvet trying to build something.

Turning around, he finds Eto, Revy, Bernadette, and Velvet building a castle out of.........their weapons.

Dutch/Benny: 'This is peak gameplay right here. Just building a weapon like sand castle in the middle of a battle.'

He turns around to find shards, glass, blood bullets, and a hologram sword stuck into Hajun's body, showing why he was dead.














Y/N: LET'S GO HE KILLED HIMSELF!

Y/N's friends: WOOOO!!

Everyone: *chuckling* 'I did not expect that.'

Bang: I have to admit.....this entire fight is like all the S-class with one brain cell.

Everyone except Tatsumaki: That is sadly true.

Tatsumaki: YOU THINK I'M DUMB?!

Bang: You couldn't even solve a math puzzle for 4th graders.

Tatsumaki: F-FUCK YOU!

While they were all celebrating though, Loki happened to wake up.

Y/N: Oh yeah!!

Loki: *groan* Ugh.......my head hurts.....where am I?

Y/N: Hello Loki.

He looks up to find Y/N and all of humanity's representatives standing there menacingly.

Loki: Wait if you're here wait Hades! Help me defeat these filt-

Hades: *grin* We got alloootttt of talking to do.

Shiva cracks his knuckles while all the gods stood beside him glaring with the same intensity as the others while they all converged onto Loki.








Loki: *sweating* Did I do something wrong?

Everyone: Tell that to my wife/daughter/girlfriends/girlfriend

*TWACK*

Brunhilde 2: *sigh* Did you actually join in?

Shiva: YES! The motherfucker flirted to my wife 6 TIMES that day!

Brunhilde 2: Fair enough.





Later

Loki: AH UNCLE! STOP! FATHER! HELP!

Everyone can be seen kicking down onto him as he holds his hands up to fruitlessly stop the blows.

Y/N: YOUR FATHER'S DEAD BITCH!

Hank: UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT








Aizawa: *facepalm* Input commands?

Hank: *shrug* Why not?


Later

Loki: Ehh......

Loki can be seen rag dolled into the ground. His body is contorted at an unnatural angle as everyone backs away satisfied with the beating.......almost








Revy: MOTHERFUCKER!!

*BAM*

Revy held his legs and repeatedly stomped on his nuts as Loki twists and turns in pain trying to get away.

Revy 2: Now this is just like me!

Balalaika 2: *nod* I can agree.

Men: 'He's not getting anymore children......'

Revy: AND STAY DOWN!

*THWACK*

Loki: *dying* My......heavenly orbs....*faints*

Azazel/Celeste: Nothing heavenly about that shriveled sausage.

Bernadette: *flush* C-CELESTE!

Everyone: *various disbelief noises*

Satan: *manical laughing* They have been corrupted!

He passed out shortly after, foaming by the mouth.






Revy: OI ASSHAT! ANNOUNCE IT!

The gods booed at the blatant disrespect but backed away at Y/N's glare.

Everyone: That's right.

Heimdall: I-IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED! A RATHER....INTERESTING CONCLUSION TO MANKIND'S FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL! HUMANITY HAS WON RAGNAROK!!

The screen eventually fades away as Y/N high fives everyone on his team but gets choke slammed into the ground courtesy of Hank.

Y/N: *mock* Very funny Hank.

Hank: SUCK IT!

SCREEN END

















Jed: *turns* So....what did you all learn?

Fighters: That Y/N can fight smart and stupid and still win.

UnOrdinary/The Boxer: *shiver* We'll die if we fight him to the death.

Nero: *smirk* He is just like me......well in certain aspects.

Jed: WITHOUT FURTHER TO DO........LET'S HEAD ON TILL THE NEXT SHOW!

The screen eventually rolls to reveal........








Y/N/Hank:..............oh.

Jed: Now before we show this........*concern* Are you sure you want this to be shown Y/N?








Y/N: *shrug* It's the past so might as well.

Everyone looks on, concerned as they all looked to the screen again.





Demise of Demons

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