Dedicated to GrindelwaldSparrow

(Set in the time of Avengers)

Ðêår Jårvï§,

So... I'm supposed to be designing the Stark Tower with Pepper, which was going EXTREMELY well. Until my insanely gorgeous house was gatecrashed by a S.H.I.E.L.D agent. His first name's Agent, but Pep insists on calling him Phil.

So instead of enjoying the weekend like any genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist should, I'm stuck helping a bunch of agents track down a psychotic god who's invaded earth looking for a Rubik's cube.

His name's Loki and he's apparently from Assguard...?
Let me tell you – he is a TOTAL control freak. We caught him in Germany yesterday and he was in the middle of getting a crowd to kneel for him. Cheap, I know.

He's got a bunch of cool illusions, but he did seem pissed off when we interrupted his speech.

At least I made a grand entry, unlike Captain Spangly Outfit.

And yeah, what is UP with Fury? I know he's a bit visually handicapped with that eyepatch, but he could've done a better job  choosing the Avengers.

Yeah, it's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Captain Spangly Outfit is our official pep-talk giver.

We've also got the Hulk, who's actually pretty cool. That much gamma exposure should've killed Bruce, but it just made him green. Lol

Romanoff isn't too bad. She's the kinda girl who'll kill you without hesitation. She's okay I guess... She seems kinda upset that Barton's been brainwashed. He's with Loki now.

Oh, and we ran into (or flew into) Loki's brother, Point Break yesterday when we were getting Loki back to headquarters. Thor wants his *adopted* brother to face Asgardian justice, but not before we're done with Reindeer Games.

Anyway, I gotta go help Bruce (and annoy Rogers on the way). See ya later.

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