-Day 2 of Preschool-
-At the beginning of the day-
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Garnet: Have a good day at skewl sweet pea!

Ruby: Ew, mom! I'mm not a kid anymore!

Peridot: *entering the building* Aren't you like 4-

Sapphire: She's 5 in MY eyes. *hugs Ruby*

Peridot: I dont even think you have any eyes.

Garnet: Ok! Have fun! Youre walking home today!

Ruby: Thanks.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Hello children.

Spinel: Hi Lunch Lady Shitu.

Steven: HIIII

Lunch Lady Shitu: Where's that one eyed- freak at?

Spinel: Uh I dunno I havent seen her since I pulled her eye out.

Lunch Lady Shitu: So its not gonna affect her sight or anything rightt?

Spinel: Nah just every other aspect of her life.

Steven: *sucking his thumb* So where's her eye?

Spinny: *comes in with  bottle of maple syrup* I think sissy has it in her backpack.

Lapis: Ew.

Aquamarine: Ya know, she's gonna kick your ass if she does end up coming her today.

Bismuth: *throws a block at Spinel* That's for hurting my friend!

Spinel: I won't through blocks but I won't hesitate to throw fists you lumberjack.

Jasper: I dunno I fight between you and Volley sounds awesome.

White: KIDS! SETTLE DOWN!

Steven: Damn did your husband cheat on you or what?

White: I dont even have a husband!

Steven: Ok so thats the problem then.

White: Your behavior yesterday was DESPICABLE! IT's like you kids have no tame! TODAY however, you're gonna-

Spinny: There's a gang of hot teenage boys waiting for you.

White: Oh really? Wait for me! *runs out the door*

Peridot: Spinny you are a GODDESS!

Blue: *sighs*  Ok, enough shenanigans. Now we remember the incident with Volley yesterday, correct?

*everyone looks at Spinel*

Spinel: The fuck are ya'll lookin at?

Connie: Volley is the reason we get by the teachers, but now you've made her mad. Thanks a lot.

Spinel: Ok if you hate the teachers that bad go get your own drugs and stop kissin up to Volley.

Blue: Now Spinel... *stern* You owe her an apology.

Steven: Yeah....

Yellow: *grabs Spinel by the collaar* If she doesn't come back I'm pushing you down a hill.

Spinel: Cool.

Pearl: Yeah Spinel! MS Blue, we gotta suspend her!

Spinny: *hugs Spinel* NOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!

Steven: Hey...how about we just give Volley another eye?

Peridot: Howze that supposed to work, genius.

Spinel: Well yeah, we gotta get her a new eye. Maybe she'll still give me my drugs if I get her an eye.

Jasper: Where the hell are you gonna get an eye?

Spinel: Hmm....Follow me everyone.

*Meanwhile everyone sneaks out the Preschool and goes to a store*

Connie: What does the gas station have to do with it?

Spinel: Just shut up! I know what Im doing! Spinny, go ask that guy over there if he got an eye.

Spinny: Ok! *goes inside* Hi! Do you gots an eye?

Guy: Get out.

Spinny: Ok! *goes outside* He don't gots an eye.

Steven: Lemme try the Universe charm my dad always told me to use.

*Steven goes inside*

Steven: *clears throat* Aye, lookin kinna foxy. What's your number Mistah Gas Station Guy?

Guy: Uh...and how old are you again?

Steven: Baby boy age don't matter. Now I got a favor to ask of you. I heard ya sell glass eyes, sexy boy. And uh, I need one. *winks*

Guy:....

Guy: Uh Im not a pedophile so...and besides I have a girlfriend.

Steven: Damn...but uh how much for that eye?

Guy: Got any money?

Steven: Nope!

Guy: Then get out.

Steven: DAMMIT!!! *stomps out*

Spinel: Did it work?

Steven: Hell no! When my dad does it to a hooker it usually works!

Jasper: I got this.

*Jasper goes inside lookin kinna tough, while wearing a bandana*

Jasper: *steps on stool and leans on counter* Look I aint lookin for trouble. All I want is one of those glass eyes ya sale here young fella. *puts fists together* Aye, so uh if you can just give me that glass eye that'll be a freeway pass for me not kicking your ass.

Guy: You really think I'm scared of a kid? You're barely above my knee, what makes you think your threats are gonna make me give you a free glass eye.

Jasper: FUCK-

*back outside

Jasper: That guy's good...

Lapis: *pops knuckles* Spinny and Peri, you 2 are the cutest. So Imma need you 2.

Spinny: Oh?

Peridot: LEZZ GO!

*The three go in*

Lapis: Hi there Mr. Guy!

Guy: *groans* WHY IS THERE A GROUP OF KIDS OUTSIDE?!

Lapis: Sowwy MR. Guy. But we just want a glass eye for our friend .

Guy: No.

Lapis: Not even for these 2?

*Spinny and Peridot use puppy dog eyes to try and beg*

Guy: Awww...but no.

Spinny: DANGIT!!!

Lapis: WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR US TO GET A GLASS EYE?!!?

Guy: 5 bucks.

Peridot: Hmm....

*1 hour later Peridot comes in with 5 bucks/deer*

Peridot: Now gimme the glass eye, I got your 5 bucks.

Guy: How the hell did you get 5 fully grown deer-

Lapis: Its Peri. She can do anything.

Guy: Look thats not 5 bucks.

Spinny: Well you must be hallucinating because thats 5 bucks.

Guy: No.

Lapis:...youre not gonna give us that eye are you...

Guy: Hell nah

Lapis: Ok then. Fuck you and your entire family. All ya'll can go suck a caterpillar dick.

*outside*

Peridot: We failed-

Spinny: He's too tough!

Spinel: Ive had enough!! Im goin in!

Bismuth: Dont kill anyone!

Spinel: Dont think I WONT!

*Spinel stimps in and climbs on the counter, grabbing the guy by the shirt*

Spinel: Look you bearded shit, my classmates have tried and tried and tried again to get that stupidass glass eye you FOR SOME REASON wont give it to us!!! Ive killed 3 grown men in my life INCLUDING MY UNCLE! So if you dont give me that GODDAMN GLASS EYE Im gonna FUCKING take your eyes out MYSELF!!!! Understand?

Guy: *shivering* I fear no beast but you...you scare me...take your glass eyes....

Spinel: *smirks* And also lemme get  a....Snickers...nah, a Slim Jim, no uh,,,hm...

*Meanwhile*

Connie: The teachers gonna get on our ass...

Spinel: *comes out*

Steven: What the hell happened in  there?

Spinel: *holding a glass eye and one of the Guy's eyes* Justice.... *bites into burrito* And a burrito.

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Day 2 part 1 is now c o m p l e t e

To be continued...