Steven, Spinny, spinel, Volley, Ruby and Sapphire are sitting in the corner while Lapis is trying her very best to read the book, "To Give a Mouse a Cookie". And also Ruby and Sapphire are drawing pictures of each other UvU
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Lapis: *stuttering* I-if you gy-vah a moose? Guys I can't read, so any of you know how to read dis?

Sapphire: I would but uh, my hair is too long and luscious.

Ruby: *being overprotective* It is long and luscious, and you can't judge her for that!

Spinny: Ok? Hey Volley, can I ask you something- SISSY STOP HITTING STEVIE WITH THE BOOK!!

Spinel: *hitting Steven with a book* NU!!!

Steven: Wow, bully!

Spinel: Good enough for me.

Volley: *rolling weed* What was that, Spinny?

Spinny: Well, what happened to your eye? Why are you wearing the thingy?

Volley: *giggles* Do you really wanna know what's under my eyepatch?

Spinny: YES!!! Pretty please with buttermilk on top?

Ruby: Yeah, tell us what's underneath it!

Lapis: Are you playing pirate?

Spinel: I mean, I hate this preschool, but you showing what's under your thing might make this a little bit worth my time.

Everyone (except Volley) DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Aquamarine: What are you idiots babbling about over here?

Spinny: Volley is fenna show us whats under her eye patch!

Jasper: HOLY SHI-

Luni: *getting ready to take a photo*

Pearl:Huh? Whats going on? Is Volley really gonna show what's underneath it?

Volley: *casually rolling weed* Perhaps.

Aquamarine: Well go on! Do it!

Amethyst: YEEEE!!!!

Connie: *spinning on the globe* Show uuuuussss- OOF! *falls off the globe*

Yellow: *dealing with a hangover* Calm the fucc down children. Mrs. Yellow needs some uh..rest so if you could all be quiet that'll make Mrs. Yellow really REALLY happy. Hehe....

Steven: Sorry Ms. Yellow. Come on Volley, show us what's underneath.

Pearl: Steven! You can't pressure another student into-

Volley: Ok.

Pearl: wot

Volley: I'll show it. But not right now. I'm busy-

Pearl: Volley?! Is that contraban!??

Spinel: Busted.

Volley:.... *grabs weed and runs* I'm fast as fucc boi

Pearl: GET BACC HERE!!! *chases after her*

Lapis: I need help reading the book.

Spinny: And I need some maple syrups.

Peridot: *comes over* So, new girls, we needa talk b u s i n e s s .

Spinel: Oh fucc no-

Spinny: Ok!

Steven: Oh...you're giving them the talk.

Peridot: *nods* Follow me girls. *sits in corner*

Spinel:: Ok? So whats this about?

Peridot: This is about the students here at this preschool. We got the Karen student (Pearl) the bully (Jasper) and the awesome artist and model duo (Luni and Marigold). And know why people love them?

Spinny: Because they smell good?

Spinel: Who the fuck like Pearl?

Peridot: You'd be surprised but pretty much everyone respecc her. And no, Spinny, not because they smell good. But because... *puts peice of paper on the floor, a drawing on a chart on it labeled "Popular" and "Fucked Up"* They're part of the popular group. The popular group have mad respect from everyone else, and even the teachers like them.

Spinny: Oooooh!

Peridot: Mhm. And then there's the other group. The crackheads. The deliquents. The badasses. The punks. and those kids...are part of the Fucked Up group. They're awesome, they're still popular, but theyre popular with a hint of extraordinarance. Like Amethyst for example. She eats chalk. She eats more than everyone. She's able to determine a flavor of chalk by smell. She's the Chalk Kid.

Spinel: So what are you?

Peridot: Oh I'm popular. And so is Steven. Lapis is fucked up, Aqaumarine is fucked up, Volley is VERRYYYY fucked up. But that's ok. I'm not gonna dance around the issue so Imma just get to the point: You two need to be categorized into the 2 things. We dont know you that well yet, so we'll wait a few days. The 2 groups have been split apart for a long time. And itll remain that way forever.

Spinny: Ok! Thank you!

Peridot: Oh yeah. My friend said to give this to you. *gives Spinel a cigar* And my other friend said to give this to you.  *gives Spinny a bottle of maple syrup*

Spinny: *grins and squeals* YESSSS!!!!!!

Spinel: Is that all?

Peridot: Yup. Now if you'll excuse me Imma go hack into Ms. Yellow's phone. Later bitchez.

Volley: *still running from Pearl* I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN THE PILLS IN THE CHIllI TOOK OVER YOU!!!

Pearl: WHAT PILLS?!

Spinny: Oop.

Vollet: Ya know!! Earlier today I put PILLs in the CHILLI and you ATE THE WHOLE DAMN BUCKET!!!

Pearl: *gasps* YOU GAVE ME CONTRABAN!??!

Volley: No regrets bitch.

Pearl: MS BLUE!!!! MS WHITE!!!!

Blue: *sipping some ice tea and playing Pokemon on her Nintendo 3DS* I'm occupied at the moment.

White: *reading a story to the other kids* And then the Wolf huffed and he puffed and he burped as he ate the little pigs!

Volley: *stops running to catch breath* F-fuck me silly....

Ruby: Volley, gonna show us your eyepatch now?

Pearl:*panting* Yeah...Im calling truce on this-

Lapis: Yeah!! SHOW US!!!

Volley: Ok ok. Lemme catch my breathes. *12 seconds later, she puts her hand on her eyepatch* Ok. Ready?

Jasper: FUCK YESS!!!!

Connie: Mhm!

Marigold: Get your camera ready, Luni.

Luni: *thumbs up*

Sapphire: *has video camera*

Volley: slowly taking off eyepatch* This might surprise you all but...

White: 5 minutes before home time children!

Ruby: God dammit!!! HURRY UP!!!

Volley: *takes off eyepatch*

Steven:.....

Spinny:......

Amethyst: What...in the actual...ass.

Pearl: Oh well thats...I dunno.

Luni: Wowza.

Sapphire:.....

Spinel: *comes back from wherever she came from* Hey guys- WOAH!!

Bismuth: I know right-

Spinel: Volley!!! YOU HAVE EYES?!?!

Volley: Yeah so do you, want a fucking medal?

Steven: We thought you only had 1! Like a pirate!

Bismuth: Or like my mom!

Spinny: Wait, what if its a glass eye?

Spinel: Only one way to find out. *throws a fork at Volley's eye, and it goes in*

Volley: SPINEL WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

Spinel: Oh never mind it's real...-

Volley: OH MY GOD!!!! MS WHITE!!!!!!

White: VOLLEY?!? What happened?!?!?

Volley: THIS BITCH THREW A FORK IN MY EYE!!! IT HURTS!!!

Bismuth: Why were you wearing an eyepatch though? And how come the gunshot didnt-

Volley: I wore it to look cool. And the bullet got removed from my eye! I CANT SEE!!!

White: Volley calm the fuck down!

Spinel: Yo.

Steven:....Luni got it on tape?

Luni: You know it.

White: Blue, call the emergency room-

Spinel: Wait! Lemme get it out! *pins Volley down and tries to grab fork*

Volley: GET OFF OF ME!

Spinel: IM TRYNA GET THE DAMN FORK OUTTA YOUR EYE YOU WHINY BITCH! NOW CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Spinny: Sissy oh dear...

Amethyst: *nervously eating green chalk*

Bismuth: My eye hurts lookin at this...

Spinel: This'll only hurt some! *tries to pull the fork out but fails* Dammit!

Volley: *about to kick Spinel's ass* I swear to fucking Buddha Spinel Imma kill you when I get up-

Blue: *meanwhile still playing Pokemon* Hm....

Spinel: Ok. One more time. *pulls but fails* Damn, how thicc is your eye?

Volley: GET OFF OF ME!

Spinel: 3rd times the fucking charm... *yanks fork out* See that wasnt so bad, now was it crybaby?

Spinny: sissy....

Jasper: Yo this is freaking epic.

Pearl: *throws up in the trash can*

Steven: Spinel-

Spinel: What?

Steven: Look at the fork....

Spinel: Huh?

*Spinel looks at the fork, and sees the eye came out with it!!!!*

Spinel: Uhhhhhhh

Volley: *screams and runs out the door* WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Spinel: Im just gonna... *puts fork and eye in her backpacc* Spinny let's just go...

Spinny: Ok! *grabs backpacc and skips out the door*

Jasper: Yeah Spinel's gonna get her ass kicked by Volley tomorrow.

Bismuth: Yup.
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And thats the end of day 1! Spinny finally got her maple syrups, Spinel made a friend, Yellow is still suffering from a hangover, and now you know the story of why Volley's eye is fucked up now UvU

To be continued...