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Lunch Lady Shitu: Hello children

Jasper: What's on the menu?

Lunch Lady Shitu: I have healthy orgasmic- I mean- organic sandwiches  along with some sour milk in a can.

Marigold: The hell is organic?!

Lunch Lady Shitu: Its the thing you're gonna pay alotta money for. Now gimme my $10. The more money I get, the more Ill be able to afford my vaginal repair surgery.

Marigold: what happened it to it.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Don't try to shove 3 dildos up your coochie at one time, kids. Or you'll have to pay for surgery to get it fixed.

Luni: Thanks for the advice.

Lunch Lady Shitu: *puts a bowl of slop and a sandwich on Luni's tray* Gimme my money

Luni: *pays and walks off* Sayonara bitch.

Steven: What's that bubbling stuffs back there?

Amethyst: Yo she might be witch boiling kids in there-

Lunch Lady Shitu: *casually lights up cigarette Volley sold to her* It's merely 3 year old chilli and where I put the leftover trash. And uh some chopped veggies.

Spinny: *whispers to Steven and smiles* She's such a good lunch lady.

Spinel: So...why is there some white stuff in there?

Lunch Lady Shitu: Just leftover sour milk. Want some?

Spinel: Sure.

Lunch Lady Shitu: *gives her a boul of chilli* Eat well child.

Spinel: Thanks...I guess. *walks to where Peridot and Lapis are sitting*  For real tho is she a witch?

Peridot: *eating some of the chilli* I think so. Aquamarine told me she grows snakes in her hair when no one's around.

Lapis: Yo there's a sock in my soup-

Spinny: Hmmm....Ms. Lunch Woman, got any maple syrups?

Lunch Lady Shitu: hello there child hehehehehe

Spinny: Hiiiii

Lunch Lady Shitu: Want some sOuP?

Spinny: Nah, Ill just take some maple syrups with my crayon!

Lunch Lady Shitu: Sure sweetie. *pretend to put maple syruup in the bowl but instead pours in old caramel* Have fun sweetie.

Spinny: YEEEESSS!!! I GOT MY MAPLE SYRUPS!!!! *runs to the table*

Lunch Lady Shitu: Next.

Steven: I think I swallowed a chunk of sour milk-

Spinel: So Spinny, got your maple syrups?

Spinny: *dipping the crayon in the chilli* Yaasssss

Spinel: I think she had an orgasm doing that.

Lapis: Probably.

Amethyst: *eating chalk* Yo, ya'll should try the blue chalk. It tastes the best!! *gives one to Peridot*

Peridot: Thanks! Hey, how do you say "thanks" in the way you were talking?

Spinel: Gracias.

Peridot: Ok. Groceries for the chalk UvU

Volley: Hi guys!

Spinny: Hey Volley, how's your eye?

Volley: Doing better. I put some drugs in Pearl's chilli so I'm free to go. *smiles*

Steven: Really? Where is she?

Ruby: *yelling from the other side of the room* GUYS CHECK IT OUT! PEARL'S EATIN THE SHIT OUTTA THAT CHILLU BUCKET-!!!!

Volley: There.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Holy SHI-

Pearl: *standing on top of a table with the whole bucket of chilli beside her* Listen up BITCHES-

Spinel: Damn, whatever pills you gave her, I'll take 5.

Volley: Gotchu. *hands her pill bottle*

Spinel: Finally.

Sapphire: Uhm Pearl-

Pearl: *high from the pills* Listen the FUCK up..!!! My name is Pearl Fucking Bird Hickory, full time Teacher's ASSistant, part time Motha-fuckin MODEL!!! And ya know what?! aLl yAll make me SICK!

Peridot: We knew that from the start, but whatever.

Lapis: Damn, what kind of pills did you give her?!!

Volley: Hehe....the best pills I had.

Lapis: You are a fucking goddess.

Pearl: First of all, YOU! *points to Steven* You...are a nice kid. but ya know what....you still make me SICK!!!

Steven: Wait, I gave you the flu?

Pearl: And this little bitch right here....! *points to Sapphire* You...Are A FAKE ass little bitch...ya know that?!!?!

Sapphire:.....

Ruby: HEY! Dont talk to my friend like that!!!

Pearl: You're fake as hell too Roo-bee! Ya know what? I heard you had a dick!!

Ruby: I dunno know what that is, BUT I DONT HAVE IT!!!

Pearl: Exactly...

Blue: *sighs* Is Pearl doing ok?

White: I think this is Volley's work....Yellow, whhy dont you- oh....

Yellow: *passed out from the pills*

White: Oh boy.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Yo, Volley did us a favor with those pills.

Pearl: Lemme fucking see...hm...Who else can I call a fake little bitch?

Spinel: Yourself-

Pearl: *still high as hell* OH! YOU! You miss Spinneli, YOU are a fake little hispanic bitch! Along with your sister! She's an annoying fake little hispanis bitch tho.

Spinny: *meanwhile choking on her crayon*

Spinel: *short tempered* Say it again!

Steven: *holding her back* Spinel no! It's the pills!

Volley: Those oh so wonderful pills....

Spinel: Get off the table and say it to my face!!!

Pearl: Dont think I wont-!

Lunch Lady Shitu: *grabs spatula* PEARL HICKORY! You have committed CRIMES against this preschool!!! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?!?\

Pearl: Not guilty by reason of insanity

Lunch Lady Shitu: GUILTY!!!!

Pearl: *falls face first off the table*

Ruby:.....

Sapphire:....

Aquamarine:....

Amethyst: *laying down in a tent* Wow, that was intense.

Connie: This soup is pretty good, Lunch Lady Shitu.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Thanks sweetie. Ignore the old fingernail clippings in it.

Connie: Noted.

Spinel: Uhm...Volley...?

Volley: *casually snorting crack* Yes?

Spinel: What kind of pills did you give her? And is she dead?

Volley: Hell if I know.

White: Well children, learned any lessons by this incident?!

Spinny: Today I learned that Katlady's books are getting more and more autistic *smiles*

Blue: So uh...whose gonna wake Pearl and Yellow up?

Volley: They'll be fine.

Lunch Lady Shitu: Lunchtime is over children. Im gonna go and try to find some cute teenage boys behind a back alley.

Amethyst: But wait, what about your vaginal surgery?

Lunch Lady Shitu: I have nothing to lose. BAIII!!!!

Everyone: Baiiiii!!!!

Bismuth: ok so now what?

White:...HEY! Whose ready for storytime?!

Spinel: Im ready to go home and play Minecraft

Spinny: Hey! That wasnt maple syrup she gave me!!!

Steven: Oh well.

Spinny: DAMMIT!!
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to be continued....