-PReviously on The Most Fucked Up and Popular Kids in School-
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Aquamarine: Hey pink haired girl get this other pink haired girl off of me!!

Spinny: Sissy get off the shortie.

Spinel: Ella me llamó una cogida española!

Spinny: Para ser justos, ¿no somos españolas?

Aquamarine: What are they saying?

Steven: I dunno I think they're talking differently.
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Volley: Oh hello there. Care to buy some contraban? Lighters, pills, bullets to guns, and guns themselves? I have them all in this bag.

Spinel: Pills you say? Like medicine?

Volley: Illegal drugs that a pre-schooler should'nt have but I have it anyway. Care to buy any?

Spinel: YES-

Spinny: Nope! Hi Volley I'm Spinny and this is my twin sister Spinel.

Volley: *smiles* Now to meet you two.

Spinel: Gimme my contraban-

Spinny: Say, know what this is? *holds bitten cigar in her palm*

volley: Oh thats-

Pearl: No contraban in my school!

Spinel: Dude you're literally a kid like the rest of us.
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Pearl: you shall be reported to the head of the preschool!

Spinny: D-do you have any maple syrups?

Volley: God dammit Pearl. Fuck you.

Pearl: What does that mean?

Volley: No clue.

Spinny: Does anyone have any maple syrups?

White: Whats going on here?

Pearl: Ah yes. I have something to report, Mrs White!
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-Meanwhile-

White: What's going on here?

Pearl: Mrs. White Volley is selling contraban again!

Volley: Oh screw you, Pearl.

White: To be honest I couldn't care less, but thank you Pearl.

Pearl: SUssPeND hER.

Spinel: How the hell do you get suspended from preschool?

Spinny: Same way you did.

Spinel: oh yeah...

Volley: Well I made Mrs. Yellow happy.

Pearl: Mrs. Yellow is passed out-

Volley: See? She's happy. And besides, its cheap.

Spinel: Like Pearl.

Pearl: Excuse me, I'm not cheap.

Spinel: Fine, free, whatever.

Pearl: Rude. Mrs. White do something about this contraban!!!!

White: Hm...Volley I'll give you $20 for the gun.

Volley: 30.

White: 25.

Volley: 30.

White: Fuck you. But deal. *pays*

Pearl: But it violates-

White: Yeah I know thats why I'm doing this. *shoots Volley in the eye with the eyepatch*

Volley: MOTHER FUCK-!!!

Spinel: lol

Pearl: Thats what you get.

Volley: Go fuck yourself in the ass with your own fist Pearl!!

Spinny: What's an ass?

Spinel: I think it's like your nostril or something. Or maybe a tooth?

Spinny: Ah.

Pearl: That'll teach you not to hav contraban Volley!

White: Ok children! Now its uh...playtime! Go do your thing!

Spinny: Volley? Do you got some maple syrups?

Volley: *on the ground holding her eye* N-no...

Spinny: Do you know where I can get some?

Volley: W-when lunch comes, yeah.

Spinny: Thank you! Come on Sissy!

Spinel: To where?

Spinny: Play time. hmm.... *sees Steven and Connie playing at the dollhouse* I got an idea...
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-meanwhile-

Connie: *tries to have a grown up voice* The babies are asleep Stevie!

Steven: *wearing a tophat and tries to have a mature voice* That's very nice! so what do we do?

Connie: Uh...hm..

Steven: What do your parents do after they put you to sleep?

Connie: Mommy and daddy usually go in their room and make funny noises. And Mommy screams all the time.

Steven: What kind of noises?

Connie: Kinda like these. *clears throat* "ah~ ah~ fuck me ~ fuck me harder~" Stuff like that. I dunno what it means but maybe its a game! maybe we should play the game?

Spinny: I wanna play!!!

Connie: Hi! I'm Connie!

Spinny: Nice to meet you, I'm Spinny and thats Spinel. Can we play too?

Connie: Of course! We're playing "Grown Up". I'm his wife.

Spinny: ooh can I be your wife too? No no no ...I wanna be the baby!

Steven: Can we have more than 1 wife?

Connie: I think so. Spinel wanna be the wife too?

Spinel: Sure I guess.

Steven: Ok! So I see a lot of husbands kiss their wives. So if youre my wives... *kisses Connie and Spinel*  I think that's how they do it.

Spinny: *pretends to whine* Mommy i'm hungry!

Connie: Which mommy?

Spinny: Hm...sissy-mommy!

Spinel: Oh so its like when a baby cries they get fed some milky?

Steven: Is it the girl or the boy that milks the baby?

Connie: Hm.....maybe it's the boy.

Steven: Ok! Come here Spinny!

Spinny: *gets in front of Steven and kneels down* Do I pull these button things and the milk comes out?

Spinel: I dunno. Maybe you pull them like a cow?

Spinny: Oooh... Ok! *pulls Steven's nipple*

Steven: OW!

Spinny: Aw there's no milk coming out...

Connie: Well we can do something else while playing grown up. You know, like the show opers (she meant to say soap operas-) with the lady and the other lady and the man and the other man.

Spinel: Do we have to get in the shower?

Spinny: I dont think so.

Spinel: I got an idea. We can do like me and Spinny's parents did before they went to get the milk. I wonder when theyre coming back.

Spinny: Maybe tomorrow.

Spinel: Ok... *slaps Steven* Steven how could you!?

Steven: Ow..

Spinel: How could you just CHEAT on me like this!? I've been loyals to you and tried my best to get you happy!!!! I've washed the dishes, given you sex, watched the kids...and for what? For you to go and sleep with some bitch!?

Spinny: i dont see whats wrong with sleeping with someone. We sleep all the time.

Steven: Oh...I'm sorry Spinel, she makes me happy.

Spinel: you at least could help me!!!

Steven: I can't...I work late remember? Gotta count on you to get dinner done, which you rarely do.

Spinel: Steven...have you been dirnking again....

Steven: yes

Spinel: *slaps Steven, knocking him to the floor* THAT'S THE PROBLEM!You ALWAYS care about YOURSELF!! Not MY needs, not the CHILD's needs, but YOUR needs!! And it's making me so fucking sick! Look at her, look at this poor child Steven!!

Spinny: Goo goo ga ga

Steven: She's...she's fine.

Connie: You don't make him happy, I do! I've been there for him since the beginning and I'm his shoulder to cry on!

Spinel: Steven...are you just gonna leave me for this BITCH?! We're MARRIED! You gave me your oath! To be with me through thick and through uhm...thick! We have a CHILD together!!!

Spinny: *biting a Barbie doll's head*

Steven: Spinel...I love you. But I also love her... *holds Connie's hand*

Connie: But he loves me more-

Spinel: Is this it...you're gonna leave me...leave your beautiful child...for a woman that you barely know? Is this the end Steven? Is this the end of our relationship, the end of all the wholesome memories we've had... *puts pills under shirt* then end of our new child?

Steven: *sighs/* Connie...she's right. We have a child on the way and I can't leave her.

Connie: But Steven!

Steven:...yes?

Connie: *puts hand on stomach* I found out I was pregnant yesterday...

Spinel: N-no...she's lying...don't-

Connie: I have the test to prove it.... *takes out positive pregnancy test she stole from her mom* I am with child...

Spinel: How do you know its his huh?!?!

Connie: because.... *puts hand on Steven's chest* He was my first.

Spinel: *gasps* N-no..no...NO!!! I will NEVER live with the fact my husband, the one I loved dearly, is having a child with a bitch! That child must die...

Steven: Spinel no!

Spinny: *bites off the Barbie's head and spits it out* Oui?

Connie: I will never get rid of this child, or beloved Steven! I love him!

Spinel: F-fine...if she does not abort.... *gets gun* I shall get out of your life...

Steven: Please no! I love both of you! I love our child, Spinel, but I wont leave Connie without a father...that child is mine as well.

Spinel: No...I will not live with this... *about to pull trigger*

Steven: nooo!!!! *tries to take gun from Spinel but ends up triggering it*

*Spinel falls to the ground*

Spinel: alas...my time has come... *weakly* I hope you're happy... *silences*

Peridot: Woah good show! *recording with the phone*

Luni: Why the fuck was everybody yelling over here?

Spinny: Have any mapl syrups?

Luni: Sorry. Nope.

Connie: Did Spinel actually get shot?

Steven: Woops...

Spinel: I hit me but just by a bit.

Blue: Time for lUnCh!

Spinny: YEEEAAHHH MAPLE SYRUP TIMMMEEE!!!!!!!

Peridot: hey new girls, wanna sit with me and my friends at the play table?

Spinel: No-

Spinny: Sure!!!

Peridot: Great! See you at the table! Also, Im posting this on Snapbook and FaceChat!

Connie: go ahead. Whatever that is.

Spinel: Ffffuck this school

Spinny: Maple syrup!!!!

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to be continued.....