-Meanwhile the parents drop off their kids cuz they give no fucks about what happens when theyre alone-
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White: Ah shit here we go again...

Blue: White! Look at all the precious little children! Aren't they just precious?

White: Remember last time they came?

Blue: We'll make sure to keep Connie away from the globe this time. So hopefully she doesn't get a broken bone.

Spinny: Yee! Lezz go! *giggles and hugs and Blue* Nice to meet you!

Blue: Aww....what's your name?

Spinny: My name's Spinny!

White: Welcome to the Diamond whatever-the-hell-this-place-is Spinny. *smiles* Anyone with you?

Spinny: my sister's outside! *points to the door, where Spinel is slowly dragging her tiny black backpack inside*

White: Welco-

Spinel: Who the heck are you? Smurfette?

Blue: Uhm...I don't think so. I'm Blue Diamond. You look just adorable- OW!!!

*Blue tries to boop Spinel's nose, only to have it bit*

White:...

Spinel: Touch me and die.

Blue: Ouch...

Spinny: Yeah she got expelled from the other daycare.

White: Why?

Spinny: Because she cut off one of the boy's "dig" or whatever she said.

Spinel: It's called a dick, idiot.

Spinny: I don't get it.

Spinel: And you won't get it for a loooong time...

Steven: And I'm back!

Lapis: Hiiiii

Spinel; Oh god dammit-

Peridot: *using the phone she stole from a random teenager* I actually know what I'm doing this time! *meanwhile trying to find the password*

Connie: *spinning on the globe* Are there any games on there? *falls off the counter* OOOWWW-!!!

Peridot: No I don't think so.

Steven: Hey there, my name's Stephanie!

Blue: Steven-

Steven: Stella!

Spinny: I'm Spinny! And...can I borrow your crayon?

Steven: Which one? The fed, the one that's the color of the watery thing or the color that's the ame as the dog's throw up?

Spinny: hmm...wait what's water?

Steven:...Now that you asked I dunno.

Spinny: Well Ill just take this one. *takes red crayon and eats it* Mmm...kinda crunchy. Have any maple syrup?

Steven: I think Volley has some.

Spinny: Thanks! Come on Spins let's go get some maple syrup!

Spinel: *fighting Aquamarine*

Aquamarine: GET OFF OF ME!!!!

Spinel: What was that you said about me you little pixie shit?!

Aquamarine: What does shit mean?!

Spinel: I have no idea.

Steven: Aquamarine are you ok?

Aquamarine: Hey pink haired girl get this other pink haired girl off of me!!

Spinny: Sissy get off the shortie.

Spinel: Ella me llamó una cogida española!

Spinny: Para ser justos, ¿no somos españolas?

Aquamarine: What are they saying?

Steven: I dunno I think they're talking differently.

Aquamarine: Oh, like aliens?

Steven: Yeah probably.

Spinny: To be honest I have no clue what a Spanish fuck? What does fuck mean?

Steven: Hm...good question. How do you even spell it?

Spinny: I don't even know how to spell what you just said.

Aquamarine: Why would I call her a fuck if I don't know how to spell it?

Spinel: Well that fat girl over there said you called me that.

Aquamarine: Who???!!!

Spinel: *points to Jasper* /her.

Aquamarine: Dangit. Well go beat HER up then!

Spinel: Fine... *gets off Aquamarine* Hey, Cheeto!

Spinny: Nice meeting you! Oh and do you happen to have any maples syrups on you?

Aquamarine: No. But I think Jasper has some.

Spinny: Thank you! Wait for me Sissy!

Steven:..Is she really gonna fight Jasper?

Aquamarine: She's deado. Hey how do you say "dead" in the way they were speaking?

Steven: Hm...Maybe...Deada?

Aquamarine: Ok. Then the pink haired girl is deada.
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0with Jasper and Lapis-
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Spinel: Hey, Cheeto.

Jasper: What? Who are you?

Spinny: She's Spinel, and I'm Spinny! Got any-

Spinel: So I heard something about you calling me a Spanish fuck yeah?

Jasper: Well yeah. I just wanted someone to kick Aquamarine's ass and you looked like the right one to do it.

Spinel: Why didn't you do it?

Jasper: Whats the fun in that?

Lapis: *observing the cigar Volley gave her* Hey Spinny, I'm Lapis.

Spinny: Oooh whats that?

Lapis: I dunno. Volley gave it to me and she said its the answer to all my problems. I dunno how to use it tho. *breaks it in half* Let's try to bite into it!

Spinny: Okey dokey! *bites the cigar* Crunchy. Tastes funny though.

Lapis: Yeah... *spits the weed of the cigar out* Yucky....

Spinny: Wanna know what might make it taste better?

Lapis: What?

Spinny: Maple syrups.

Lapis: Oh! I had some maple syrups for breakfast on my pancakes. It was great!

Spinny: ¡Exactamente! Do you have any?

Lapis: No. But Volley might have some since she gave me whatever this is.

Spinny: Mkay! So are we bestest friends?

Lapis: of course. And if someone messes with you, let me know.

Spinny: Okey dokey! Sissy, wanna be Cheeto's friend?

Spinel: *laughs sarcastically* Ahaha...the day I let anyone become friends with me is the day I floss my fucking teeth.

Spinny: uh Sissy. You're supposed to floss twice a day, gingivitis can actually lead to cancer.

Jasper: I wouldnt let a simpling like you be my friend anyway!

Spinel: I dont need nor want friends you big orange-skinned lookin peice of shit-

Jasper: *pops knuckles* Let's fucking go...

Lapis: Where's the teachers?

Spinny: No clue. Come on Sissy! We gotta get some syrups!

...

Spinny: Whose Volley?

Lapis: The girl with the eyepatch and bag.

Spinny: Gracias amiga!
.............
-meanwhile with Volley and Yellow-

Yellow: thank God I fucking found you...Volley, I need you.

Volley: hm?

Yellow: I heard about your deal here! With the cigarettes, alcohol, lighters, pills...PILLS! GIVE ME THE PILLS!!!

Volley: I dont-

Yellow: Dont even lie to me little shit...listen, you're one of the only pr-schoolers in this damn daycare I can actually tolerate. But the others? No!!! They drive me absolutely CRAZY! Connie wont stop spinning on the globe, Amethyst wont stop eating the damn chalk and Bismuth is throwing blocks at me! Come on, gimme some of the good stuff...help me make it through this day-

Volley:...Pills right?

Yellow: y e s...

Volley: I have a wide variety. Pain killers, illegal pills, flu pills, poisoned pills, pills that make you high-

Yellow: Give me the pills that make me high...

Volley: *hands her a smol container of pills* $5.50 please.

Yellow: *pays and walks off* Oh fuck yes...

Spinny: Hiiiii!!

Volley: Oh hello there. Care to buy some contraban? Lighters, pills, bullets to guns, and guns themselves? I have them all in this bag.

Spinel: Pills you say? Like medicine?

Volley: Illegal drugs that a pre-schooler should'nt have but I have it anyway. Care to buy any?

Spinel: YES-

Spinny: Nope! Hi Volley I'm Spinny and this is my twin sister Spinel.

Volley: *smiles* Now to meet you two.

Spinel: Gimme my contraban-

Spinny: Say, know what this is? *holds bitten cigar in her palm*

volley: Oh thats-

Pearl: No contraban in my school!

Spinel: Dude you're literally a kid like the rest of us.

Pearl: Volley, what did I tell you about the CoNtRaBaN

Spinny: I've never heard of that word in my life.

Volley: I'm not giving away contraban.

Pearl: I saw you give Mrs. Yellow some pills and now look at her!

Yellow: *deepthroating the pill bottle*

Volley: She's fine.

Pearl: Who are you 2?

Spinel: I'm Spinel. Who the fuck are you?

Pearl: Pearl. Pearl Hickory.

Spinel: Oh I thought you were an alien from the planet Assholio.

Spinny: Planeta que?

Pearl: As for you... *snatches cigar* NO DRUGS IN MY SCHOOL!!

Spinny: Thats a drug? Whats a drug?

Pearl: you shall be reported to the head of the preschool!

Spinny: D-do you have any maple syrups?

Volley: God dammit Pearl. Fuck you.

Pearl: What does that mean?

Volley: No clue.

Spinny: Does anyone have any maple syrups?

White: Whats going on here?

Pearl: Ah yes. I have something to report, Mrs White!

to be continued...

Will Volley still keep her contraban?

Will Spinel get her drugs?

and most importantly....

Will Spinny ever get her maply syrup?

Find out in part 2 of day 1.