I'm glad I'm not gay (yet...)

It's not that's I'm homophobic. That's not it whatsoever.

It's that whenever I needed to get somewhere, I'd say, "Move, I'm gay."

And how I'd come out to my friends would be-

You guessed it-

Jumping off a table and saying, "I'M GAY."

And I know they'd be cool with it, because two of my female friends are dating and my guy friend's a furry. We're also all meme trash.

No offense to any LGBTs out there. Totally support you guys.