I WAS BINGING THEMES FROM MY CHILDHOOD CARTOONS

AND THEN I WATCHED JAKE THE AMERICAN DRAGON

AND WAS REMINDED OF MY CRUSH ON JAKE

I WANNA SHOOT MY KNEE

IT WAS FLIPPING BADDDDDDDDDD

BUT I JUST STAYED QuIET BECAUSE I KNEW HE LIKED THAT ONE CHICK AND I NEVER REALLY GOT AROUND TO LEGIT SAYinG MY LOVE FOR HIM

*throws self off grand canyon*