I have this great idea for a story, but I don't know how to start it.
Here's some lines I was thinking of starting it with:

-Waking up to find a lady in cosplay in my apartment wasn't how I expected Sunday to start, but whatever.

-All I wanted to know was where the chips were. These aren't chips.

-He looked fairly ridiculous. Charming, perhaps, but ridiculous nonetheless.

-I wasn't aware someone in a tux could move that freely, but then again, I'm not really aware of anything but rent at this point.

Which one should I use?