Good morning, *insert your name here*.
If it isn't the loveliest girl/guy in the place!
You are all terrific.
REMEMBER THAT OR I'LL SEND A MONKEY-WRENCH WIELDING MONKEY YOUR WAY AND THEY WILL THROW GLITTERY CUPCAKES ATCHU TILL YOU FEEL TERRIFIC ENOUGH, OK??

I meant to post this earlier, like at six a.m. Pacific. Whoops. XP