"Are you brave? Take a screenshot and repost, anyone can ask you a question. One rule: you have to answer it, no matter how embarassing." (media)

Well. I guess. Er. Yeah. Fire away, if you have any questions about me...
Two or three subjects will be answered sarcastically, but nonetheless answered, so be warned.
*sits back and nervously watches my notifications*
Lol jk I'm going to a football game. I'll of course check when I get back, though.

If you want to do this yourself, go ahead.