Yo Bob, I always wondered what would happen if I threw a John Cena action figure out the window. "That's nice D.P." Let us dance!

I wish S.M. (Spiderman) was here. He is the coolest. Not. He even had the guts to copy my looks of my costume, not the Mexican outfit. "Why don't you call him over?" No, whenever you talk about killing around him he won't hang out with you. Plus I've tried to kill Taskmaster but he kept stopping me. He can be kind of a drag.

"Fine, it's your funeral." Why would I have a funeral, I have a healing factor like Wolverine.