Listen up reader. This story is about to get intense so get your party pants on prepare be blown away!!!:)

*Heavy Metal music playing* Do you need ice cream!?!?!? "Yeah I do DP!" What about some granola bars!?!? "Heck yeah!!!" OK, now we got your groceries. How long is this line to pay?! "For all I know is that this place is always packed with soccer moms." Here. This'll do the job for sure, "BANG, BANG, BANG!!!!!!" "Really Bub?!" Wait...LOGAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! "Yeah, that's right Wade. I come here every Saturday afternoon before going to work." You wouldn't happen to have seen Hitmonkey anywhere by any chance? "Yeah, he's been at the bar all day." Thanks, let's go get him Taskmaster!

Pick that up TM. Its a universal teleporter! Let's try it... CRAP! It didn't work.