Meg: Where does Harry first meet Malfoy? On the Hogwarts express, in Madam Malkin's, at Hogwarts, or in a muggle shop?

Rose: Wait, what's the question again?

Meg: -repeats question-

Rose: In the Hogwarts express...?

Meg: Who is the professor that Harry thinks is working with Voldemort in-

Emma: SNAPE! Oh crap sorry.

Rose: Snape.

Meg: What is the name of the ghost in the girl's bathroom in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? The Gray Lady, The Wailing Widow, The Fat Friar, or Moaning Murtle?

Emma: Pfft, easy

Rose: Moaning Myrtle!

Meg: What happens to Prof. Lockhart- Oh I hate that guy!- in Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? He dies, he is fired, he loses his memory, or he runs away?

Emma: -coughs- He dies!

Meg: That's wrong anyway.

Rose: He loses his memory..?

Meg: Who was the old- Oh wait, do I know this? No... Oh wait, I do!- Who was the old care of magical teachers creature? I mean, creatures teacher. In the Prisoner of Azkaban. Like, before Hagrid. Professor...

Rose: Can I just read it?

Meg: No! I'm reading the questions aloud! Shut up.

Meg: Professor Kettleburn, Professor Hagrid... oh. It's not Hagrid. Professor Lupin, or Professor Snape?

Rose: What was the question?

Meg: -repeats question-

Rose: Can you start over?

Meg: -starts reading question again-

Rose: Can I just read it?

Meg: Nooo.

Meg: -reads question again-

Rose: Professor Lupin....

Emma: Ha, wrong!

Emma: Wait... I don't even know. It could be correct.

Meg: No, it was wrong.

Meg: OK, next question.

Meg: So, where is Sirius Black hid- Oh free discounts! Free discounts, man!- Oh wait, no where, he doesn't need to hide anymore because he's dead!- Where is Sirius Black hiding in the Prisoner of Azkaban?

Emma: In a hole!

Meg: Oh. A cave, 12 Grimmauld Place, the Shrieking Shack, or no where, he doesn't need to hide anymore?

Rose: A cave!

Meg: -clicks the wrong one- Dang. Wasn't it actually 12 Grimmauld Place? But, wait, like, that wasn't in that book, right? That was in the next one...?

Meg: Who wins the Quidditch World Cup in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Bulgaria or Ireland?

Rose: What? Ireland...

Meg: Who doesn't Harry try to give his Triwizard winnings to? The Diggorys, Fred and George, or Mrs. Weasley?

Rose: Fre and Geoa.

Meg: Isn't it Mrs. Weasley?

Emma: I don't know.

Emma: Wait wouldn't it be Fred and George?

Meg: No... wait.. doesn't Harry try to give them money for Weasley's Wizard Wheezes? Or something?

-Emma and Meg ponder question-

Meg: What person from the wizarding world does Harry discover is living just down the road? Tonks, Susan Bones, Mrs. Figg, or Filch?

-talks about Neville and Luna's love life for some reason?-

Meg: -repeats question-

Rose: Tonks.

Meg: Who or what attacks Ron in the Ministry of Magic? Bellatrix- (-snobby rich girl voice-) ew I hate her- a Time turner (-laughs-), da- WHAT THE HECK?- Dolohov, or (-weird nerdy voice-) a brain?

Rose: -plays with knife-

Emma: Can you please pay attention?

Rose: I don't wanna do this!

Meg: Just guess!

Meg: It's for a book, just do this!

Meg: -repeats question-

Rose: Bellatrix.

Meg: Well, now you're just guessing the first answer!

Rose: Yes. I know! I don't want to do this!

Meg: -repeats question-

Rose: Ok! A brain!

Meg: Correct.

Meg: What village do Harry and Dumbledore visit to find Slughorrrnnn? Oh god... Little Whinging, Budleigh Babberton, Ottery St. Catchpole, or Godric's Hollow?

-Meg and Emma argue about where-

Meg: Oh, Rose, what do you think it is?

Rose: -drops knife-

Meg: Just guess.

Meg: How many horcruxes does Dumbledore think Voldemort-

Rose: 7!

Meg: Yessss....

Meg: -baby voice- Where does Harry desperately want to go? The Burrow, Godric's Hollow, 12 Grimmauld Place, or AMERRIICCAAA?

Rose: The Burrow!

Emma: AMERRICCCAA.

Meg: Ok, one last question.

Meg: What do Ron and Hermione name their kids?

Emma: -laughs obnoxiously-

Meg: Ooohh, Romione moments.

Meg: Jean and Bilius- middle names am I right-, Scorpius and Sarah (Emma says nope in the background), Rose and Hugo, or Albus and Severus?

Rose: Rose and Hugo!

Meg: Yay!

-random conversation-

Meg: You got a 50%. You suck.

Note: Credit to http.//www.goodreads.com/quizzes/194-random-harry-potter-quiz. And when I took the quiz I got a 78%, so my years of training deceived me. I took it again and got a 92%. And then I got 100%. This was a recording. Also, we were eating dinner, so don't think Rose just randomly plays with a knife.

Real answers:

1. in Madam Malkin's

2. Snape

3. Moaning Myrtle

4. He loses his memory

5. Professor Kettleburn

6. the Shrieking Shack

7. Ireland

8. Mrs. Weasley

9. Mrs. Figg

10. a brain

11. Budleigh Babberton

12. 6

13. Godric's Hollow

14. Rose and Hugo