Ah Walmart.
That one store that we all probably know and either love or hate.
That one store with crazy nut jobs and heathens.

My mom made me walk into Walmart and buy the groceries. So I plugged in my earbuds and started walking.
I see this one sign that says: SALE! BACON 50% OFF!
And I was like: Gotta get some bacon man...

So I walked over there and set my hand on the bacon and I was jamming out to Fall Out Boy and I feel this cold wrinkly hand over mine. I look up and ya guessed it, it was an old lady.

"Sorry ma'am but this is my bacon."

"Noooooooo I was here first."

I laughed. "Are you sure about that?"

"Don't John Cena me my grandson does that enough." She said prying my fingers off.

I gripped on with the other hand and she jerked it back. Dude, that lady had some strength. She began to hobble away when I spotted an opportunity.
I walked up behind her and said:
"MOVE IM GAY!"
Her eyes widened and she dropped the bacon.
I victoriously smirked and swooped to catch the bacon.
I walked fastly away and she yelled
"YOU GOD DAMN KIDS AND YOUR GENERATION!"

So. I fought with an old lady, got half priced bacon, and memed my way out of a situation.
That's a win.

BRANDON ROGERS TO SAVE THE DAY!!!

Uh I dunno if I should be proud of myself or ashamed...