A colab with my brother @Halofan66. Me, my brother, and my mum have never been to prison. But my dad, my dad has been to prison 14 times. He is currently serving life in prison. I remember the last time my dad went to prison. I remember it like it was yesterday. *Flashback* One day i went to the candy store to buy my self a plum flavored candy bar. I went to eat it when my dad who broke out of prison again, walked right in the candy store and snatched the candy bar out of my hand and ate it. I cried and the cops bursted in stating "Mr. Rosen you are under arrest for breaking out of jail 13 times and stealing candy from Michael Rosen. No one messes with Michael Rosen! You are now sentenced to life in prison!" The cops took my dad out of the store with him yelling "Oh No this is horrible!" Then the cop bought me a new candy bar and everything was wonderful once again. THE END!