Well.

My notifications just blew up with all your comments on the last fact!

I can't stop imagining what that would've been like!

Y'know, poor Mikey would've been so embarrassed, Elizabeth was such a good friend of his!

What I want to know is:

What would've you said or done if you were Elizabeth Taylor and you walked in on Michael Jackson while he was masturbating?

And you have to think like Liz, you can't just write what you would have done as your MJ-Pervvy self!

I can't even anymore XD