Today is a normal day, the house was quiet because (Y/N) is scolding the girls because what have they done except Kaisa. She was okay because she stayed in her room while the three were in big trouble including Jess.

(Y/N): "Okay first of all, Ahri, how the hell did you get one of my boxers? The only one who can do my laundry is me and Jess."

Ahri: "Uh…. Bought it…."

(Y/N): "How much did she pay you, Jess?"

Jess: "Three thousand dollars…"

(Y/N): "I wouldn't want to know what you did to them."

Ahri: "I sniff them while fingering myself!"

Ahri says with such happiness in her voice while proudly smiling like she didn't just tell her perverted secret to everyone, they just looked at Ahri with blank expressions except (Y/N) just facepalms.

Evelynn: "That's disgusting."

Ahri: "Hey! The first time I did it was before me and (Y/N) became a couple. It's normal for me."

(Y/N): "Wait…. WHAT!?"

Ahri: "Nothing, nothing…."

(Y/N) changes to a different person, it's the rapper of the group. Her clothes have paint on them.

(Y/N): "Akali, what did I tell you?"

Akali: "Don't make street art without permission."

(Y/N): "What did you do?"

Akali: "Made a street art without permission but you gonna admit. Sir (Y/N) it was cool."

(Y/N): "You got me there."

(Y/N) turns his attention to the Dva, who's wearing sunglasses inside the house like an asshole in highschool that thinks he's so mighty and cool but in the end he's gonna be a drug addict or something.

(Y/N): "First glasses off, you look like an asshole like that highschool jackass that thinks he's gonna go to the NFL but became a drug addict instead."

Evelynn: "Darling~ the female version of an asshole is a Dva."

(Y/N): "No, it's not. The female version of an asshole is a bitch, don't make me turn you into my bitch."

Ahri: "You can turn me into your bitch~"

(Y/N): "Ahri, you turned me into your bitch years ago. I can't talk to girls without getting flashbacks of that moment."

Evelynn sighed then took off her glasses to make (Y/N) pleased.

(Y/N): "Now, main topic. GODDAMN PAY YOUR TRAFFIC TICKETS!"

The girls except Evelynn were taken back by (Y/N) yelling at Evelynn, she rolled her eyes.

Evelynn: "Fine..."

(Y/N): "That's good, be a good girl and I might award you."

Evelynn: "Oh~? What kind of award?"

(Y/N): "Probably my cock but…. I don't want to get labeled 'KDA's living dildo' or something."

Akali: "What's the inches, we talking here?"

Ahri: "Last time it was 11 inches but I don't know now."

(Y/N): "Shush! We are not talking about my cock here, also we should stop talking about it because Kaisa is a blushing mess."

Everyone looked at Kaisa, who's holding a brown teddy bear plushie to cover her blush on the couch.

(Y/N): "And another thing-"

(Y/N) was cut off by his phone ringing, he grabbed his phone from his pocket then walked outside to talk with the person calling.

Evelynn: "11 inches, huh~?"

Ahri: "Yup! But his cock is mine!"

Akali: "I mean sharing is caring, right?"

Jess: "Папа Сталин тобой будет гордиться, Акали." (Papa Stalin will be proud of you, Akali)

Kaisa: "You speak, Russian?"

Jess: "Me and (Y/N) are half russians, our mom is a KGB agent."

Ahri: "Oh yeah! I remember now, your mom is really beautiful. You really got her good looks."

Jess: "Yup! (Y/N) got his looks from our dad."

Kaisa: "Is it weird that your parents are working for different governments?"

Jess: "Not really, our parents always don't involve us with their jobs until we were like 16 because (Y/N) went to a navy seal base to 'bring your kids to work day' while my mom took me to a KGB agency building."

Akali: "Your parents are strict?"

Jess: "Well… Not really for me because I was a good girl but for (Y/N) he was rebellious until my dad sent him to boot camp around the age of 12 then came back as a new person but his rebellious side is still in him."

Ahri: "I remembered every morning, your dad always yells next to (Y/N) while jogging through the neighborhood like 'See that house!? That's Ahri's house, you better show you're a man and not a crowd!' I miss hearing that."

(Y/N): "And you better."

The girls looked at (Y/N) behind them putting back his phone inside of his pockets.

(Y/N): "Aunt Mary called, our little cousin got into a fight and wanted us to get her."

Jess: "Holy shit, Maria got into another fight?"

(Y/N): "She's a fighter like her mom so meh."

Evelynn: "Who's Maria?"

Jess: "She's our little tomboy cousin."

(Y/N): "Yeah… I'm borrowing your car, Evelynn."

Evelynn: "You better bring it back without a scratch or I will punish you."

(Y/N): "Stepping on my dick style of punishment?"

Evelynn: "Probably."

Ahri: "Hey!"

Ahri pouts, (Y/N) gave her a head pat before leaving the house. He picked the purple Lamborghini Urus of Evelynn, Jess was on the passenger seat scrolling through social media, reading some posts about KDA and other things. (Y/N) turned on the radio, connected to his phone then played some music while driving.

[Timeskip]

After recklessly driving through the highway because of how badass the song is, they arrived at a highschool. They hopped out of the SUV while students surrounded the vehicle and took pictures.

The siblings walked through the halls of the highschool, male students couldn't stop staring at Jess' beauty while girls envied her. Female students looked at (Y/N) and his handsome face while boys wanted to kill him but if they tried that (Y/N) will going to be a wanted man.

They arrived at the principal's office, and the secretary of the principal let him know that they're here for Maria before letting the two siblings go into the office. A girl with brown hair, yellow eyes, loosened up neck tie, white shirt, yellowish sweater wrapped around her waist and black skirt was Maria and there was a male student with bruises and bandages on her face . There is also a woman who is the mother of the lad.

Principal: "You must be?"

(Y/N): "(Y/N) (L/N), next to me is my sister."

Jess: "Jess (L/N), we are here because Maria got into a fight?"

Maria: "He started it."

(Y/N): "Okay then, explain what happened."

Maria: "I was playing some basketball with my classmates, until I saw a girl getting bullied by he-"

Boy's mother: "My angel won't do such a thing!"

(Y/N) & Jess: "(Shesh, Karen calm down.)"

(Y/N): "Continue."

Maria: "Like I said, he was bullying her so I stepped in and defended the girl. He told me to back off and mind my business, I keep trying to stop bullying her then he tries to punch me."

Boy's mother: "Lies! She punched my angel!"

Boy: "Yeah, she was the first one to punch me!"

(Y/N): "I mean if your son didn't bully that girl, he wouldn't get beaten up by a girl."

Boy's mother: "And who even are you?"

(Y/N): "I'm a first Lieutenant Seal."

Jess: "I'm a second lieutenant!"

(Y/N): "Now, we don't just accept it, your son bullied that girl because?"

Maria: "She came from a poor family."

Jess: "Wow! Man! That's some doughy shit."

Boy's mother: "Lies! I taught my son to be kind to others!"

Jess: "Yo principal, show us some footage of the incident."

Principal: "Okay… hold on."

The principal is going to find the footage to prove who attacked first, the boy was sweating bullets while the mother was confident that her 'angel' was innocent. The two siblings silently studied the boy and they noticed that he's getting nervous.

(Y/N) & Jess: "(Gotcha bitch.)"

Principal: "Found it."

The principal turned the screen of the monitor to them, they watched the footage and Maria was right. The boy was bullying a girl, so she approached him to confront him. He tries to attack first but Maria blocks the attack, grabs on his arm then punches his face. Releases him from her grip then throws another punch.

(Y/N): "(We trained that girl alright.)"

Boy's mother: "Impossible! My angel won't do that! The video is edited!"

Principal: "I assure you we didn't edit anything, heck, I don't know how to edit."

Jess: "Heh, look at Maria. Our training paid off."

Principal: "Your son will be getting 2 weeks of suspension and once he comes back he will clean the whole school for 1 week including the restrooms."

(Y/N): "Man… The restrooms? Maria, how bad is the restroom for the men?"

Maria: "Basically a waste dump."

Jess: "Ouch."

Boy's mother: "You can't do this! I will sue this school! I will sue you three!"

The mother points at the three of them with hatred in her eyes like her pupils were replaced by fire, (Y/N) just smiles, Jess has a smug face, and Maria just meh.

Jess: "Go ahead sue us, it won't be a surprise if your lawyer suddenly disappears."

The mother grabbed her son and bolted out of the door with anger, the three including the principal laughed.

Jess: "Okay seriously, is she gonna sue us?"

Principal: "I doubt it because she is always here complaining about this type of shit."

(Y/N): "I mean if she's gonna sue us, we (L/N) can't be sued."

Principal: "Well you guys are dismissed, and Maria."

Maria: "Yes?"

Principal: "Keep up the straight A+ on your subjects."

Maria: "Will do."

They left the office, walked through the halls and got out of the building to see the mother and her son next to the lamborghini. Like they own the expensive vehicle.

Boy's mother: "Hmph, you gonna take a picture of our car or not?"

(Y/N): "Actually that's my car."

Maria: "Holy shit really?"

(Y/N) grabbed the keys from his pockets, Jess shoves the mother and her son away. (Y/N) unlocks the car and the two girls get in.

(Y/N): "And also, we know about your husband's shady business deals that can be around 20 years in jail if he gets caught and cost about $50,000,000 to bail him out, See ya!"

(Y/N) hops on the SUV leaving the mother and son speechless, the (L/N) family inside the vehicle were laughing.

Maria: "Okay seriously, dude, you own this?"

(Y/N): "Nah, I borrowed it from a friend."

Maria: "He stole this, didn't he?"

Jess: "He actually borrowed this."

Maria: "From whom?"

(Y/N): "Evelynn."

Maria: "Evelynn!? Like in KDA Evelynn?!"

Jess: "Yup."

Maria: "How!?"

(Y/N): "She made me her sex slave."

Maria: "WHAT!!?!?!?"

Jess playfully punches (Y/N) on the shoulder.

Jess: "Dude, stop messing with Maria."

(Y/N): "Okay, okay. Let's just say me and Jess are partners."

Maria: "Damn… I thought your Mercenary jobs were just killing… Man never thought you guys got a contract for KDA."

Jess: "The world works in mysterious ways, even Ahri gonna give (Y/N) a blowjob to make him sign the contract with them."

Maria: "Would she really though?"

(Y/N) & Jess: "Yeah..."