S1 EP2 The Lego war

It shows that Emman's kids are having a sleepover with Eddie, Jimmy Jr and Fred Kellogg

Wakko: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! You all don't stand a chance I have every single Lego sith Lord!! Except Darth Vader because my dad took it...

Emman:*downstairs* I did not steal your Lego death Star!!!

Wakko: you have it you don't want to confess it!

Emman: ugh! *Goes back to watching TV*

Wakko: but anyway I have this Lego Indiana Jones!!

Jimmy Jr: Oh yeah?! Well I have a bunch of Playmobil knights and I have a bag with more reinforcements!!

And then Wakko opened the bag and he faced Palm himself

Wakko: Jimmy Jr these are nothing but chess pieces and marbles you didn't bring Jack shit!!

Emman:*downstairs* watch your language little man!!

Wakko:*sigh* whatever dad...

Fred Kellogg: Oh yeah?! I have a ton of Playmobil knights and this Lego Superman and I brought this GI Joe action figure!!

Wakko: WHAT THE-?!?! What you brought a doll?!?! are you stupid fred?! Those are Dolls!! We're not girls Fred!!

Dot:*angry* hey!

Wakko: oh sorry dot. I meant not all of us are girls Fred!!
we don't play with Barbies!!

Fred Kellogg: what?! These are not dolls!! This is a GI Joe!! Does Barbie have a fucking machine gun?!

Dot: Well if Freddie gets to have his action figure. I get to have my stuffed dragon.

Eddie Kellogg:...More like fuck no!!! We don't play with those plush toys anymore!! We're not SML!!

Jimmy Jr: hey I gotta admit being a girl plus dragon was stupid but at least I also brought this Harry Potter action figure!

Eddie Kellogg:*shocked on his stupidity*...why the fuck did you bring that?

Wakko: okay since when did we allow magic to be a part of this battle?

Dot: you literally have Jedis and they use magic!

Wakko:...okay... First of all they're not Jedi's there sith Lords and second it's midichlorians so it's science not magic.

Yakko: okay that is so dumb Jimmy Jr! I've been cutting you guys a lot of slack by letting you have your gay girly Playmobil and dolls and stuffed animals.

Eddie Kellogg: I guess that is a young Harry Potter so it's fair.

And then they finally start the Lego war

Fred Kellogg: my GI Joe is going to aim at your Darth maul!

And then fred starts making guns sound effects with the GI Joe action figure

Wakko: ha! Darth maul deflects all the bullets and cuts his legs off completely stopping him!

And then Darth maul cuts off GI Joe's legs

Fred Kellogg: crap.

Dot: my dragon is going to eat your Darth maul.

The dragon eats Darth maul

Wakko: okay you guys have seriously underestimated the power of the dark side...-_-

Eddie Kellogg: you know let's team up to kill the dragon.

Dot: oh come on!

Jimmy Jr: my Harry Potter is going to cast a vodacadabra as his spell to kill the dragon!!

Wakko: that is a young Harry Potter he doesn't know that spell yet!! You should have brought Voldemort!!

Jimmy Jr: God damnit!!

Wakko: my Indiana Jones uses his whip to make the dragon suffocate!

Dot: oh yeah? My dragon is going to eat your Indiana Jones!

Wakko: oh yeah?! Indiana Jones always escapes death!!

Dot: you guys are teaming! My dragon should get at least a kill.

Yakko: OK fine Indiana Jones dies!

The dragon eats Indiana Jones

Wakko: oh come on!!

Jimmy Jr: my Lego Superman is going to hit the dragon so it dies!

And then Jimmy Jr makes his Lego Superman punch the dragon

Dot: okay fine dragon is dead.

Eddie Kellogg: my Stormtroopers are heading for your knights Dot!

Wakko: ha!! Look like Dot is out!

Dot: that's not fair! I want to keep playing. :(

Fred Kellogg: don't worry Dot! :D

Fred Kellogg: well the Stormtroopers are aiming at your knights Playmobil mailman is going to run them over!

And then the Playmobil mailman shows up and runs over the Lego stormtroopers

Wakko:...*face palms himself* I'm surrounded by Playmobil fanboys...=_=

Yakko: I'm going to nuke your mailman Fred.

Fred Kellogg: God damn it you have nukes?!

Dot: my dragon is going to eat your boba Fett Fred.

Fred Kellogg: What?! Dot I literally just helped you!

Wakko: and didn't you forget your lame ass already dragon died!

Dot: he is resurrected by my Playmobil mage!

Wakko:...😐

Wakko: okay new rule no more stupid Playmobil.

Eddie Kellogg: I am completely agreeing with you.

Yakko: agreed.

Yakko: I'm going to Nuke your fortress Fred Kellogg.

Fred Kellogg: my Lego Superman picks up Yakko's fortress and throws it at Wakko's sith Lords. 😏

Then the Lego Superman picks up the fortress and throws it at the sith Lords

Fred Kellogg: permanently killing all of them. 😏

Wakko: WHAT?!?! OKAY I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GAME!!! I HAD ENOUGH WITH THIS GAME!!! I.QUIT!!!!!!!

And then Emman shows up

Emman: all right what's going on here?

Wakko: one of Uncle Jimmy's crackhead son Fred isn't playing Fair!!! He really thinks Superman is so powerful and can destroy all the sith Lords of this one fell swoop!!

Fred Kellogg: What?!?! You're the one who's causing a Holocaust on our Playmobil parade!!

Dot: I just want to play with my guys but they keep killing them all!

Jimmy Jr: yeah what's wrong with playmobils in a Lego war?!

Yakko: the two of you accept Eddie listen to me when I said don't bring your playmobils! But you brought him anyway and what's worse you guys brought dolls and stuffed animals! Those don't belong in a Lego war!!

Emman: come on kids! Do you want me to take your Legos away and call Jimmy and tell him to pick up Eddie, Jimmy Jr and Fred early?!

Wakko, Yakko and Dot:...no...

Emman: All right then also I'm going to go to the grocery store right quick and I'll be right back. You guys behave because I got a babysitter for you all.

And then Emman went to his car and drove off to the grocery store

Wakko: I wonder who's our babysitter is?

Dot: beats me.

I hope you all like this chapter and if you did please give it a vote and a good comment that's all for now folks Emmanuel out!! :D

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