The Men in Black vs. Felix the Cat

(Epic Rap Battles of MHB!)

(The Men in Black! vs. Felix-the cat!)

(Begin!)


Agent J: Welcome man to the world map of your doom. You makin a big mistake, but you'll learn that soon. Im agent J with my partner agent K. Blast ya with my blaster, this is your final day!

Agent K: I'm going to stop you there, no need to waste my time. This black failed rat, probably can't spit a rhyme. Clearing the earth free of those Alien scum. Whatcha gonna do Felix, your time is done. I can't stand ya, so better beg on ya knees.

Agent K: that we'll blast your brains, like we're in of your fleas. Your a dummy felix and we'll leave it a that.

Both: Maybe you'll learn to face the Men in Black!


Felix: Here comes your Special K, for your little special J. Your movie wasn't Funny, how's that comedy anyway? Agent K's a wasted loser that works at a post office. You may be a Blues brother, but your style isn't nice! You wanna come to me, with your skilla at a partian. I'm entertaining kids, you fighting Marvin Martian!


Agent J: That's all you got? take ya to the pound.

Agent K: With a white glove mouse, you wasn't a around.

Agent J: You got replaced bro, while we're irreplaceable. The lack of skill is still enough for us to have beaten ya!

Agent K: You undeservant runt, we are at the top of your fear. You can't hear you suck, through those pointy ears? You can't handle us, I am a plan deviser.

Agent J: We're done with clown,K the Neuralyzer!


Felix(Rubbing head): What happen?!


(Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!)

(Epic Rap Battles of...(Neuralyzer sounds) MHB!)

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