The Men in Black vs. Felix the Cat
(Epic Rap Battles of MHB!)
(The Men in Black! vs. Felix-the cat!)
(Begin!)
Agent J: Welcome man to the world map of your doom. You makin a big mistake, but you'll learn that soon. Im agent J with my partner agent K. Blast ya with my blaster, this is your final day!
Agent K: I'm going to stop you there, no need to waste my time. This black failed rat, probably can't spit a rhyme. Clearing the earth free of those Alien scum. Whatcha gonna do Felix, your time is done. I can't stand ya, so better beg on ya knees.
Agent K: that we'll blast your brains, like we're in of your fleas. Your a dummy felix and we'll leave it a that.
Both: Maybe you'll learn to face the Men in Black!
Felix: Here comes your Special K, for your little special J. Your movie wasn't Funny, how's that comedy anyway? Agent K's a wasted loser that works at a post office. You may be a Blues brother, but your style isn't nice! You wanna come to me, with your skilla at a partian. I'm entertaining kids, you fighting Marvin Martian!
Agent J: That's all you got? take ya to the pound.
Agent K: With a white glove mouse, you wasn't a around.
Agent J: You got replaced bro, while we're irreplaceable. The lack of skill is still enough for us to have beaten ya!
Agent K: You undeservant runt, we are at the top of your fear. You can't hear you suck, through those pointy ears? You can't handle us, I am a plan deviser.
Agent J: We're done with clown,K the Neuralyzer!
Felix(Rubbing head): What happen?!
(Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!)
(Epic Rap Battles of...(Neuralyzer sounds) MHB!)
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