The Grandest Dad
Flowey sweats nervously. (How the hell does a flower sweat?)
"Last RESET was like the others," I can see he's lieing in his eyes, "why do you ask?"
"Don't lie to me," I snap back, "your best friend told me to ask you."
Flowey smiles, "oh, well, tell them I said 'howdy'. Guess I can tell you then. Last RESET... Frisk did genocide in Memeville. They killed everyone. The only ones left, were you, Sans, Grand Dad, and Chuck Testa. You told Grand Dad that if you and Chuck failed to stop Frisk, he should kill Sans, forcing Frisk to RESET, and he did. Grand Dad killed Sans. Frisk RESET. And here we are. That's why I came to you Spark, you and Chuck stood up to Frisk, you two gave the kid more trouble than anyone else in this town."
Grand Dad. A meme of a knock off of the Flintstones. He... I don't really know much about Grand Dad. Never met him, but I'm pretty sure he's still on the roster in the tournament."
"Then why the hell did you let me give them Lugia?" I demand.
"I didn't want you to know," Flowey replies, "listen, Frisk is planning something this RESET, something big. We need to talk to Grand Dad, he's a very strong meme. He can help. Every RESET, at this time, he's at the Florida Café. You know, in Shin Megami Tensei? Eh, don't worry about it. I'll show you the way."
We head to The Gap, a space between universes. The lower you go, the weirder it gets. No one has seen the bottom, as it gets to dark around fifteen levels down to see. It's not just darkness, it's advanced darkness. No light I've ever seen is bright enough. Some say at the bottom is the worst x Reader ever written, others say it has no bottom, a few believe that at the bottom lies the meaning of life, but the theory with the most evidence, is at the bottom there is a story that breaks the fourth wall so bad, it essentially has no fourth wall. There have been rumors, that a being known as Reaper had once came from the depths, but there's no proof Reaper exsists.
We go up to the third level from the fourth. Flowey shows me past some well written fanfics and down a space between Shin Megami Tensei 3 and Shin Megami Tensei 1 to the edge of the Shin Megami Tensei 4 universe. We enter. He shows me to the Florida Café.
Immediately, apon entering the café, Grand Dad springs to his feet. He looks like Mario, but... Wrong somehow. His skin is a ghostly white, his eyes are an odd pink, and his clothes are so bad, he was actually put on trail in the Phoenix Wright universe, Phoenix helped him outta that bind from what I heard.
He hugs me like one would hug an old friend after seeing them for the first time in many years.
"Ah man," he smiles, "it is good to see you. How you been man?"
"I've been alright," I reply, "but seriously, personal space."
"Oh," he apologizes, "sorry we were good freinds last time, but I guess you don't remember. So how can I help you?"
"Frisk is preparing something," Flowey explains, "late last night he went to the fourteenth level of The Gap with a photo. They may have hired a hit man."
"Should I," Grand Dad asks as his eyes lose all color, "handle it?"
"No," Flowey replies, "but I think they may be trying to kill Spark, can you serve as a bodyguard?"
"Of course," Grand Dad replies his eyes returning to normal, "anything for you two. Cmon Spark, let's go. Oh wait, almost forgot, hey Flynn! I gotta go! Reakon' you can get the seventh Dragon Ball yourself?"
"Sure!" Flynn, the one who saved Tokyo in this universe at the cost of his freinds Walter and Jonathan replies, "Walter and Jonathan can wait a bit longer before I res em. I'll just call Gohan."
"Remember!" Grand Dad reminds, "not GT! OK, now I'm ready to go."
We leave and go back through the gap. I feel this uncontrollable urge to stare into the depths. Just out of curiosity. I look down. I see Undertale AUs, just learning about The Gap, Ink!Sans, explaining it to them, I see OCs, some works of novice writers, and much more, but what catches my eye is what I can't quite see. From the bottom, I can almost make out a face. At first it seems shocked, but then shrugs and smiles before returning to the abyss. Maybe the darkness is just going to my head. We return to Memeville, and I stop by a Pokémon Center, (yes, they have one in Memeville) to heal my mons. Afterwards, my phone rings. I answer.
"Have you seen the depths?" A voice asks.
"What?" I reply.
"To learn the truth, to save all the worlds from a most monstrous meme, you must go deeper, then, you will find the truth, you will find me. For now, continue dealing with Frisk, it is vital they do not RESET. I will call later with further instructions." The caller hangs up.
"Who was it?" Grand Dad asks.
"Wrong number," I lie, "anyways, I'm famished, wanna grab a bite?"
"Sure," Grand Dad replies, "I could eat." We go to grab some food, but the call is still on my mind. Who was that? Why call me? There's something going on here in Memeville, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it, one of these RESETs...
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