"but he was actually quite hot." thomas shrugged.

he was laying on his boyfriend's, minho's, lap whilst sat on the sofa watching TV. well, they weren't really watching TV - it was just sort of background noise.

a few days ago, thomas went to a bar with his friend, teresa.

he was dating minho, but both were polyamororous, so didn't really care less if one of them had some fun with someone else.

well, within reason. they had to tell eachother if they were seeing someone else, and had to tell the other person.

let's just say that at the bar, he had a bit of fun with someone. as in, grinding against him and possibly getting a bit heated before teresa split them apart, dragging thomas with her.

"mm? was he?" minho hummed, but he wasn't really listening.

"yeah. i didn't get anything from him number-wise because some bitch decided to split us apart just when he was gonna drag me away." the brunette rolled his eyes.

"oh stop whining. if you want sex then you know where i am." he winked, both snorting afterwards.

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"stop complaining to me about me dragging you away." teresa huffed. "if you want to get railed by a hot guy then get your fucking boyfriend."

"you're so infuriating." thomas sat up straighter after being slouched in the chair in teresa's kitchen.

"says you. you get all the boys and you're not even that hot." she pouted slightly. "i want a boyfriend."

he thought for a second. "that just reminded me of this girl i used to be friends with. her name was brenda and i sort of want to speak to her again. i forgot she existed."

"why did that remind you of her??"

"dunno. we had sex once."

she grimaced. "i didn't need to know that, tom."

he rolled his eyes. "you know it now, anyway. but she's gay."

"thanks for that."

they sat in silence for a bit. teresa thought that thomas had fallen asleep before he spoke up.

"should we intrude minho's house and look at his pictures?"

so, an hour later, they were dying of laughter whilst looking at minho's face in one of the pictures that was stood up on the bedroom cupboard.

"he looks so weird!" teresa snorted.

"he's still hot, but-" thomas looked at the picture again after containing his laughter. "i can't! he looks so ridiculous."

teresa began to search for other pictures. "i swear if i find lube or something i'm gonna jump out this window."

he smiled. "you probably will."

"oh my god, i found a class photo, tom."

"you're joking. give it here!" he laughed, taking the photo from her as he scanned the picture for minho.

"look at that kid there!" she pointed at a random kid with very noticeable eyebrows.

"he's not even unattractive, he just has massive eyebrows."

"i know." she nodded. "that kid looks like he's 7."

thomas looked at the boy she was pointing at, his eyes widening when he does so.

"tess?"

"what?"

"he looks like the younger version of the guy at the bar."

she took a closer look. "oh my god he does."

"he was in minho's class."

"he was in minho's class." she nodded, repeating the statement, smiling to stop herself from laughing.

"that's awkward." he groaned. "do you think he still knows minho?"

"probably." she smirked. "i'm so telling minho this."

"stop. no. that's illegal." he reached out to grab her phone but she was quicker.

teresa began tapping into the phone, ringing minho's number. she put it on loud speaker.

"what is it, tess?" he sighed, exaggerating. "i'm with my friends."

"okay, so, me and tom found your class photo from like, graduation."

"you didn't." he snorted. "i still look hot."

"you do." thomas piped up.

"but, right, we just realised that thomas was about to have sex with someone from your class." she bursted out laughing.

"i'm sorry what?" minho joined in on the laughter. "who was it?"

"the one that looks like a 7 year old."

"you're kidding." he gasped. like, a proper gasp.

"no. i'm not. why, is that bad?" teresa and thomas shared a wary glance.

"does he have blond hair?"

"yes."

"that's my best friend."

teresa snorted with laughter, trying to speak through her breaths. "tom-you-you-"

"i was about to have sex with my boyfriend's best friend." he groaned, flopping down on the bed.

"is he having a breakdown now?" you could hear the jokiness through minho's voice.

"you got it."

"but why do i actually wanna introduce you now?"

thomas turned around. "i don't know."

"do you want to meet my friends?"

before thomas could answer, another voice was heard on the line.

"who wants to meet us?"

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so.

thomas, minho and teresa were at minho's house, waiting for minho's friends to come round.

in the meantime, they were doing just dance.

well, thomas and teresa were. and, they were singing. to make it even better.

"i swear to god, let me do the fucking YMCA just dance."

"no, tess. we need to the hot n cold one."

"no that's fair. do you remember when we memorised all the dance moves to it?"

"it's easy to memorise them though."

"true."

thomas scanned to the hot n cold just dance, both singing along as they knew the lyrics off by heart.

minho rolled his eyes. "will you shut up? i have a headache already."

teresa slitted her eyes. "no."

"you're hot and you're cold!"

"shut up, thomas."

"min, i love you but let me vibe." 

minho glanced up at the two who were doing the just dance. "my friends are literally gonna be here in 5 minutes." 

"i know." he shrugged. "hey, tess, can we do a different one?" 

"sure, what song?" she smiled, stopping the hot n cold just dance as they were both very indecisive.

"rasputin." he instantly said. he turned around to minho, who was sat on the sofa.

"you seem very relaxed for about to show your boyfriend off to your friends." teresa piped up.

"oh please, should i be terrified? it's thomas, he's hot so i actually have something to show off about him." he smirked. 

"excuse me! i am intelligent as well, and i have great dancing skills." thomas rolled his eyes. 

"tom, i need to piss, if you want you can do the just dance with min." 

"alright. minhoo, come and do the just dance with me." he smiled, dragging the boy up. "i'm gonna beat you."

"no way. i beat you in track, so i can beat you in just dance as well, thank you very much." he snorted. 

"you two better not be half naked when i come back downstairs." teresa called down. 

"shut up! we're doing rasputin, okay?" thomas shouted back, starting the just dance. 

around a minute later, teresa came back down to the boys doing just dance. "thank god you aren't about to have sex." 

"please, we wouldn't do that when my friends are gonna be coming round." 

"i have s&m in my head even though i'm listening to rasputin." thomas said.

"don't have your sing off session with tess, please." 

the brunette completely ignored the just dance, letting his boyfriend complain and do it. 

"i'm gonna beat you now, thomas."

"tess, should we open the window and blast s&m?" 

"let's do it." 

minho groaned, turning the just dance off, and slumping back onto the sofa. "idiots. don't you dare open the window though."

they smirked at one another, thomas going through his phone onto spotify. he started playing s&m and practically shouting the lyrics. 

as they got to the chorus, the door was opened with force. 

almost instantly, they were welcomed by 2 singing idiots. 

well, thomas was singing. teresa was doubled over in laughter and minho was sat on the sofa, sighing. 

"are you just doing this to serenade minho into fucking you later?" teresa snorted.

"possibly. because somebODY-" he stopped mid sentence as he looked towards the door. 

"min."

"what the actual fuck is it now, thomas?" he groaned, rolling his eyes and turning around. "oh." 

teresa paused the music, crying of laughter at this point. "tom- i-i'm gonna die help!" 

"stop overreacting." 

"do you know how to knock, dumb shanks?" minho sighed, giving his attention to his friends. 

"nope." a darker-skinned male walked into the room and sat down. 

"alby stop being so rude, min min here has company round." a voice with an accent spoke up.

"toenail?! what the actual fuck?!" a loud female voice spoke as she walked into thomas' and teresa's view. 

she had short-ish brown hair, and was very pretty.

"brie?!" thomas snorted. "fancy seeing you here!" 

"where the hell have you been?" 

"dunno. had sex a few times with this hottie."

"can i just interrupt? you have sex like 100 times a day with minho." teresa piped in.

"you didn't let me specify. i was implying a few times a week." 

"you're joking. you're dating minho, and i didn't know?" 

"wait wait wait hold up, minho is dating someone?" another male spoke up, who also 

"thanks, tommy boy." minho groaned, shutting the door.

"you're welcome." thomas gave an over exaggerated smile to his boyfriend. 

"tom!" teresa was sniggering from beside him.

"what?" 

"he's here." 

"stop, i swear." he looked embarrassed, but teresa could tell he was on the verge of bursting into laughter.

"no."

the asian rolled his eyes from the sofa, next to the boy named alby. "thomas here is about to have a breakdown because he was about to have sex with newt the other day." 

"i thought you looked familiar." newt blinked a few times. "how the bloody hell are you so calm about that, minho?" 

"poly." 

teresa resisted the urge to start singing the cult of dionysus. 

"oh." 

thomas' cheeks were tainted with pink. 

newt walked up to him, holding out his hand. "the name's newt, as you've just heard from minho." 

the brunette averted his gaze from the british infront of him, and shooting minho a glance. he raised an eyebrow at him, smirking slightly. 

thomas took newt's hand in his, smiling slightly. "thomas."

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and, so, an hour later they were all sat in the living room, talking. 

thomas was sat next to minho, who was paying more attention to the boy next to him than the conversation going on.

"wait, so how do you and brenda know eachother, tom?" teresa asked, smiling brightly as she sat on the sofa armrest. 

he glanced over at brenda, smiling slightly. "chuck. she was a nurse for a bit, so when chuck was in hospital, she was just sort of my friend, i guess." 

"excuse me. i was your personal therapist that was free."

"are you saying we were never friends?" he put a hand to his heart in fake offence. 

"of course not." 

"but anyway, we were friends and then just sort of fell apart."

"until we had a one night stand like 1 year ago."

"until that." he snorted. 

"ew, i could never imagine you having sex with a girl even though you're bi." teresa grimaced.  "that's because he has too much sex with minho, though." 

"who's chuck, by the way?" frypan spoke up. 

thomas flinched slightly, moving as he was suddenly uncomfortable. minho frowned slightly.

"sorry. personal subject?" 

teresa nodded. 

"i'm gonna go piss." thomas stood up, smiling weakly before walking away to the upstairs toilet. 

the raven-haired girl nodded towards minho who nodded back. 

"i'll be back. don't get killed, dumb shanks." he stood up to leave, but was stopped by teresa. 

"make sure he's okay." she whispered.

"thomas?" minho knocked on the bathroom door, his expression softening when he heard a sniffle. 

"i'm just going to the toilet." 

"bullshit. let me in." he opened his arms automatically as the door opened, welcoming thomas. 

the brunette automatically lept into minho's arms, clinging onto his neck.

"woah, woah, calm down, it's alright." the asian rubbed reassuring circles onto his back.

"i'm sorry." he croaked out.

"shut up, you don't need to apologise." 

minho took thomas into his bedroom, sitting down next to him. 

"he would've been so proud of you." minho smiled. "getting a hot boyfriend and stuff." 

"you are pretty hot." he laughed weakly through his tears. 

"i know."

"you should be with your friends."

"no, i should be comforting my boyfriend." he rolled his eyes. "speaking of which, i saw your blush when you were talking to newt." 

"i swear-" he groaned, wiping his face. 

"you look like shit." 

"thanks, i've just been crying if you couldn't tell."

"but seriously, newt is pretty hot." he whispered.

thomas snorted. "i know. why do you think i was so pissed at the fact i got dragged away?"

minho took thomas' hands in his, rubbing his thumb over the back of his hand.

the silence they were enjoying was taken over by the sound of the music cult of dionysus. 

"do you wanna go down if you feel better?"

"yeah. love you." 

"love you too you ugly shank." 

there will be a part 2 to this eventually ok