Thomas:
you: TOMMY THE CAT IS MISSING WERE MISSING FIdO
thomas: babe..we don't own a cat.. especially not one named Fido.
you: WE OBVIOUSLY DO BECAUSE HES MISSING THOMAS
thomas: y/n..are you okay??
you: OF COURSE IM NOT OKAY FIDO IS MISSING
thomas: by any chance..where are you?
you: iM AT tHE hoUSE
thomas: okay, I'm coming right now.
you: GOOD BCCCC INEEDHELPFINDINGHIM
thomas: seriously, how much did you drink...?

Newt:
you: heYyyyayaYTAY NEWtie paTOOTue wiTh a BOOtie;;;))
newt: y/n, I'm right next you love. You can just talk to me.
you: oHH hOw longgngng have yOU been hEre?;?
newt: I came in with you y/n. We've been here for about 30 minutes.
you: WEll whEre are YOuuuuu🎉🐍😹❤️🎉💕😹🤔🐝💕😩
newt: I'm right next to you darling, turn your head to the right.
you: oHOHOHOH I sEee youurhe noW yoUREE SSODND cayUTEE
newt: thank you y/n, so are you:) Now, please put your phone down before you start texting other people. 

Minho:
you: 🎉😍😃😏😭😁😩😀😞🙃😶❤️❤️😂💜💛🐍💕📓🌚💛😍💞🐍 loOKKK AT theSEES emOjiEES
minho: y/n, are you drunk?
you: mAYbeeessSSS🐍📓❤️💘😏💘😞🍨🐝😇😀👸🏼👯🐛🐓🌞
minho: yeah, you're drunk. I'm coming to pick you up. Stay where you're at.
you: okayy😏😏😏😏WAit DO you MeaN a CAr bCccccc NUUuuuUuuu I DONt need A carRARR🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

Gally:
you: iM A DInoSauRRRR feARR ME RaWRRRRRrrrrrRrRR🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
gally: uhh, are you okay babe?
you: OF coURSSE IM okAAY WHYWJWH WOuld I ENOT BEE
gally: yeah..uhh..I'm picking you up, where are you?
you: IM A DENJOLSAUR I DONTT NEED tO bE PickeD uP BECAUSE I'm FAT AND toO HEAVy WITH my LOTTLADBE ARMSss🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
gally: oh my shank, you're even difficult when you're drunk. You're lucky I love you.

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a/n: THESE ARE LITERALLY SO FUN TO MAKE OH MY GOD BUT I MADE ALL THE BOYS SERIOUS DURING THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE TO ME ITS FUNNIER