Working Stiff

'Yoo hoo, Mister Park Ranger!

Is that tour bus leaving soon, my arm is so tired

from waving and my jaw aches from smiling?

It's becoming unbearable and on the cheezy

minimum wage I can barely get by.

I mean really, a fish and a half an hour !

You want to try standing in ice cold water up to your . . .

for a day and just see how you like it.

Don't you walk away while I'm talking!

I want to know when that damn - oh, hello little boy,

Are you having fun here in the park with

mommy and daddy? A picture? Of me?

Certainly, just let me change arms and give you a big smile.'