LIFE 3 {OR LIFE 9}

Lana: So he got reincarnated as a stickman (finally!)...then fell off a cliff again

Link: The cliff was two feet tall.

Sierra: But at the bottom of the cliff there was a small hole (one foot diameter) that was really deep (10,000 feet) that the stickman fell into.

Isobel: At the bottom was a huge lion with a black mane.

Sierra: But before he had fallen ten feet he hit a big ledge, so he didn’t get hurt and the lion was 9,990 feet below him.

Sheik: But due to the stickman’s poor eyesight, he didn’t realize that the lion was actually a griffin, that flew onto the ledge, and ate the stickman that (who was no longer acid-proof) got digested.

Lana: But his Granny came, knocked some sense into the griffin and in result got her grandson out who was covered in disgusting stomach stuff.

Sheik: Granny offered the stickman some cookies, who (absent mindedly) ate some cookies and got food poisoning by the big bad wolf disguised as his Granny!

Lana: So Little Red Riding Hood came over to give the wolf some desserts made with salt instead of sugar  as revenge!

Link: And then the ‘granny’ got really mad and started going psycho

Lana: So to save the day, the stickman gave both of them 3 giant bags of sugar

Link: Then the stickman got (sugar) high.

Sierra: But he got over it without any addictions, and so he went home.

Lana: Then forgetting that it was his birthday, everyone scared the heck out of him at his surprise party

Sierra: But he got over it and had a great time at his party.

Isobel: But then his mom jumped through the window to wish him happy birthday and scared him so much that he threw a piece of birthday cake at her and it had a knife in it and killed her.

Sierra: But she made a miraculous recovery from being dead and was considered a walking Medical Miracle.

Link: The stickman died in poverty…