LIFE 1 (FOR THE THIRD TIME) {OR LIFE 5}

Link: Then he woke up. He has very strange dreams… O_O

Sierra: And went to the grocery store to get groceries for his mom, where he met the stickgirl of his dreams, and they dated and got married and had twins: a stickboy and a stickgirl.

Sheik: But the stickman’s wife and kids started to hate him, because he didn’t put the toilet seat back down. So they banished him from the household, where the stickman then lives under a bridge as a hobo. But out of the corner of his eye, he sees Yatsuo charging at him and gets a pentakill (League of Legends Reference).

Sierra: (What is a pentakill?) But he survives and goes to court to get a divorce.

Link: Then he got divorced and lived where nothing could get him…

Isobel: And then his wife and kids wanted to get rid of him, so they went to his house and stabbed him with super sharp knives.

Sierra: But he had on a titanium suit at the time so they couldn’t hurt him and had to go away.

Lana: But the evil lion at the bottom of the cliff (somewhere near beginning) from his dreams came and stole his prized possession… nutella and drove away in the sunset in his car laughing evilly deciding to go to Africa *waka waka*

Sierra: So the stickman went to walmart and got more.

Isobel: But all the nutella in the world had been stolen by the lion!!!!

Lana: The stickman jumped into a cap going to a secret place (can’t tell you) and cried all the way before he noticed that everything was turning into nutella, even himself.

Sierra: So he decided to live there in Nutella World, where he could eat nutella all day.

Isobel: But then the lion ate Nutella world, and the stickman.

Sierra: But the stickman was encased in a nutella cocoon, so he didn’t get hurt and the lion pooped him out.

Link: Then he became superstickman and flew away (O_O)

Sierra: And he met Superstickgirl and fell in love.

Sierra: But the Superstickgirl hated him and took away his superstickpowers.

Lana: So he went out to find a team of people who would go and get his superstick powers and he food with him all day.

Sheik: But the stickman got bored and sat on the floor.Then suddenly, knowing that he was a stickman, he knew that us foul beings usually draw prototypes of him all of the time. So the stickman grabbed a piece of paper, letting his curiosity get to him, and drew a stickman. He didn’t like the way it looked, so he erased it. But the stickman heard a loud *bang*. A giant eraser landed next to him, and was following the exact pattern the stickman was making… (sorry for the gigantic nonsense)

Link: He died and was reincarnated (again) as a stickman