LIFE 1 (AGAIN) {OR LIFE 4}

Sierra: But the stickman woke up because all of this from post #1 was just a dream.

Link: But then he woke up. It was just a dream (He was like OMG YES) (I like where this is going…)

Zelda: And realized that he had woken up in his house, and with his mom who hated him at the moment because he got all F’s on his report card.

Link: His mom came in and tried to murder him. He ran away and was never seen again because he apparated to (Umm….) Hogwarts.

Zelda: And then he got all A’s there and Snape’s ghost haunted him for the rest of his time at Hogwarts.

Link: And he got terrified and ran away to a secret cave named *Sorry we can’t give this away*.

Sierra: And then Sierra showed up and convinced him to go and live in a happier place, like Ponyville or Kakariko Village.

Sierra: But the stickman said no and continued to live in the cave, which was actually a dragon’s cave and the dragon was on vacation and when it came back it captured the stickman and saved him for a midnight snack.

Zelda: Then the dragon’s daughter decided to save the stickman because he was so nice and flew away with him and took him to Kakariko village to live.

Sierra: But the stickman thought she would eat him so he ran away to go become a character on Mariokart.

Zelda: Then he got ran over half a million times and decided to go join a warriors clan.

Sierra: But none of the clans would accept him, and he had to go live in Ponyville before all the clans attacked him and killed him. (Note: he escaped, so he DID NOT DIE.)

Zelda: But all the ponies were having a race and they trampled him until he had to leave.

Sierra: But he found out that the dragon’s daughter had left Kakariko Village, so he went to live there.

Lana: Then he upset his mom again and got a serious beating and he had to move back into his mom’s basement before he could move to Kakariko Village for unknown reasons.

Sierra: But there were rats in the basement and they bit him, so he had potentially fatal and infected rat bites.

Sierra: But his mom forgave him and took him to a hospital for treatment.

Sierra: And then he turned back into a strange singing cat because the transformation’s expiration date was that day.

Lana: He then became a aristocat and got pushed off a cliff by Thomas O’Malley to save Duchess from eating the strawberry that is a little bruised