LIFE 3

Zelda: He was reborn to a whale in the atlantic as a stickwhale.

Link: then he turned into a stickman

Lana: The narwhals came to seek revenge on the sharks with the stickman.

Lana:The stickman was too busy eating pancakes and got viciously kidnapped and pushed off into the world of Whoville

Sheik: Dr. Seuss then decides to erase the stickman out of the story

Link: BUT HE WASN’T ERASED

Zelda: So he decided to make himself be published in every Dr. Seuss book until he had multiplied himself by 100,000

Sheik: All of the books were burned. Including the stick man

Link: He was still fire-proof (not his copies)

Lana: Then Link the Great Cat Lover came along and changed everything so that he was now a strange singing cat.

Link: Then a magic witch named Lana changed him back with an expiration date

Lana: Then Lana, Link, and the help with their friends (Sheik, Isobel, Sierra and Zelda) changed the stickman into a SUPER stickman who is partnered up with a not so super-cat

Sheik: But Harley Quinn and the Joker defeated the stickman, a not so super-cat, and Batman, then took over Gotham City along with Hyrule.

Zelda: Then we used our amazing powers to bring the stickman the triforce which he used to banish Batman forever after and stickman now rules over crazy cat land, hyrule, gotham city, AND ponyville.

Sierra: But then Batman, Ganondorf, Queen Chrysalis (from My Little Pony), and the Grinch teamed up, took over the stickman’s realm, banished the stickman, and stopped Christmas forever!

Lana: Santa came and saved the day!

Lana: but FAILED and the stickman died from lack of awesomeness.