LIFE 9 {OR LIFE 15}

Link: He was regenerated in Kakariko Village.

Isobel: Lana the magical witch killed him because she was actually evil all this time!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: BUT HE SURVIVED

Isobel: So Lana killed him again, and cursed him so that if he lived, that he would have to burp up slugs forever, NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!

Link: Forever ended.

Isobel: And then it started again!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: He traveled to Co:pern:ica because he was illumined, therefore breaking the cycle because Co:pern:ica is a perfect world.

Isobel: But then Ezra came and killed him so he was no longer illuminated.

Link: But Ezra was under the influence of the dark side and rescued the Stickman.

Lana: So Kanan and the rest of the crew had to go snap some sense into her

Link: HIM. So they all went and killed the Empire.

Isobel: But then the stickman was so repulsed by Ezra’s selfies that he killed Ezra and himself.

Link: Ezra came back to life and brought the stickman back cause he felt bad.

Sierra: But the stickman re-killed Ezra so that the only way he could come back would be through a reincarnation, and the stickman then… fell off a cliff.

Isobel: The cliff was two feet tall.

Link: This was a never ending cycle like the legend of zelda. >:)

Isobel: But then the Legend of Zelda ended because everyone said it was bad and it was PERMANENTLY erased. FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:)

Link: Forever ended. Eternity began.

Isobel: Eternity ended. The world died.

Link: Since people thought the Fibonacci Sequence was the secret to the universe, the Stickman used it to bring up the Fire Eternal, restoring the world to its well of White Fire and put the world in the paws of the Guardians of Quantum, and rebirthed the world and its alternate universes, Co:pern:ica and Ki:mera.

Sierra: And both of those worlds ended but this was all just a movie and so the stickman woke up one morning when none of this had happened. STOP ADDING IN OBSCURE STUFF THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS BUT YOU, LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Isobel: But then he didn't understand anything and died. (Seriously guys, I feel like my head’s gonna explode. STOP IT WITH THE Guardians of Quantum, well of White Fire, and Co:pern:ica and Ki:mera.)

(He was DEAD, Link…)*deleted post by Link that was circumstantially impossible*