LIFE 8 {OR LIFE 14}

Sierra: And the stickman was reincarnated as…

Isobel: LANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isobel: But he was really sad because he didn’t like being Lana, so he sought help from the most powerful and magical witch of all, ISOBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sierra: But she was a humbug like the wizard in The Wizard of Oz and so she couldn’t help him. So he went in search of the even more powerful witch Sheik, who was not a humbug, and she split him into two people: Mr. Stickman and Lana Magicka.

Sierra: And then Lana Magicka turned him into a camel because she didn’t like him

Isobel: But then the magical witch Isobel turned out to be a real witch and was not a humbug and turned him back into the stickman, but with an expiration date like Lana.

Link: the date didn’t work.

Isobel: So he was stuck as a camel forever!!!! (Or until the griffon with the black mane killed him.)

Link: that had an expiration date.

Sierra: It expired in FIFTEEN MILLION YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isobel: And then the griffin came and swept the camel up for dinner, but then he turned into the stickman and the griffin dropped the stickman and he broke all his bones but lived.

Link: STICKMEN DON’T HAVE BONES.

Sierra: Well the griffin came and dropped him and broke all his sticks, then.

Link: He died.

Isobel: But then he decided to get the yack out of heaven because it was full of us and had no stickgirls.

Isobel: So he jumped on a heavenly cloud and rode it to the purple-fudge-monkey's house, and he ate the PFM's tail and the monkey...

Sierra: Killed him and so the stickman died. And he DIDN’T go to heaven this time, he went to the Greek Underworld.

Link: He died.

Midna: Or did he??????!?!?!?!

Link: He did, and said to Hades, ‘It’s your face’s fault.’

Midna: Then Hades went to Zeus and said “Give the Stickman his life back”!!!!!

Link: He did but was cursed to eat pi. 3.1415932489793825389475628734564587635982735692348756

Midna: So the stickman ate 3.14 forever.

Isobel: But then he threw up.

Sierra: And he threw up all the digits of pi and also threw up the cursed piece of pie that forced him to eat the digits of pi, so he wasn’t cursed anymore.

Sierra: But then he was made an indentured servant and forced to bake pi pies for a Pi Day celebration.

Sierra: All of him below the head was paralyzed when he fell on a big oven and hurt his spine, so he was taken to the hospital.

Isobel: But Isobel the magical witch was pissed at him for thinking she was a humbug and cursed him to eat rotten bananas until the griffin w/ the black mane ate him like a turkey, all fried and roasted and stuff. [I will make sure this happens!!!!! >:)