LIFE 7 {OR LIFE 13}

Sierra: He was reincarnated…..

Sierra: as another jackrabbit. (sierra likes jackrabbits) so what if i do? (No reason.)

Lana: But he accidentally called the Easter Bunny a kangaroo which lead to a huge fight between the two.

Sierra: And he was defeated by the Easter Bunny and thus cursed that until he apologized for the insult by cutting open his stomach, every day he would appear as a TOAD.

Sierra: But he went and found LANA, the magic witch, and she removed the curse after making him promise to serve her for seven years or until he died, whichever came sooner.

Sierra: But when she lifted the curse, the jackrabbit was now a stickman again!

Isobel: But he was kind of insane and sang the Thunderbuddy song constantly.

Sierra: But he went to a therapist and was cured of his Thunderbuddy insanity.

Link: Isobel was sad.

Sierra: But got over it by making him sing the Stupid, Stupid World song.

Link: IT IS INCURABLE!!!

Sierra: But the therapist taught him to sing it so high that us “foul beings” couldn’t hear it and so it only irritated dogs.

Isobel: And all the dogs in the world bit him and he was torn to shreds.

Sierra: But instead of dying, he simply reformed the shreds into a stickdog and so he is now stickdog.

Isobel: But he was insane (Again) and killed all of the stickpeople in existence. He also killed Lana the magic witch by accident with an irreversible potion so that she couldn’t be resurrected or reincarnated.

Zelda: Then he formed back into the stickman and realized what he’d done, so he went and lived with the dragon’s daughter in Kakariko Village. Then the dragon’s daughter realized that she was the reincarnation of Lana and turned into Lana using a spell. This is because Lana is bound by no laws. Especially not Isobel’s.

Sierra: But Roey was mad at the stickman for killing her first incarnation so she turned him into             -bum bum BUM-.....   another jackrabbit.

Sierra: And he was caught and killed by THE LION, reincarnation 3.