LIFE 5 {OR LIFE 11}

Sierra: And he was reincarnated (AGAIN), this time as a young stickboy in Kakariko Village after the snow is cleared.

Isobel: And then a baby lion met him and they became best friends.

Zelda: But when the lion realized what lions do he turned around and tried to eat the stickman but only ate part of him making stickman partial stickman

Link: He grew back.

Lana: But he might’ve grew back too much since he drank a potion and looked like a giant unicorn man in the middle of the village now

Link: He said oh no.

Sierra: So he went and built himself his own house, and it was big and beautiful…

Sierra: But it could only hold enough food for twenty-four hours…

Sierra: And then it snowed three feet of snow and he had to stay inside for a while.

Link: So he traveled to a parallel dimension.

Sierra: Where there was lots of food.

Link: He lived happily ever after. (notice the past tense: ‘lived’)

Sierra: Until he had to return to his snowbound home where only five minutes had passed.

Lana: So he was tortured of shoveling all the snow that was already taller than him by a lot and dies by a mini avalanche he created while shoveling the soft snow.